Description:
Deformed from birth and not surprisingly, unwanted by both parents the Duress back man has found his niche. At the back, unwanted and un-noticed.
The love of his life, Anna, or Anna Banana, neither of which is her real name as she wishes to remain anonymous, believing as she does that people will point and laugh at her if they know she is Davids girlfriend.
When we discuss the Duress drummer the Caithness term "Poor simple Crittur" arises frequently both in relation to his outlandish ugliness and total lack of any musical talent whatsoever.
David will tell you that he is an electrician and has won several national awards for his ability in this field. He will also tell you that he is attractive to the opposite sex and several women want his body.
If you ever find yourself in such a discussion with David it would be kind to pat him on the head and say "Who is a clever boy then" Just remember that this is just a fantasy world that he has created in his own mind in order to escape from his normally hellish and pathetic existence.
Please save any sympathy you may have for Anna.
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