week2

The country of Hostilenater Republic is proving to be quite "the pickle" as many have described it. The harshness of the country has even been compared to that of a misshaped pineapple. Evan of the Goollies tribe even stated, "Hostilenater Republic is a really hot place. I sometimes have the urge to take off my clothes and rub my genitals against objects. I don't know why I get these sudden urges. It might be because the rest of my tribe is forcing me to join in with them, or it might just be the heat, I don't know." He has been seen trying this on several occasions. One time on Jeremiah, another on George. "This tribe rightfully deserves the nickname 'the gay tribe'. I've tried the tribal 'handshake', and it really ain't all that bad," was Kane's response to this event. This was not the only thing to arise from the Goollies tribe.

This week, it was filled with greater activity than last week. The true personalities of the castaways are starting to shine through, and some of it isn't all that pretty. Andrew "Tubby" Kohler of the Goollies tribe has been seen waddling around aimlessly, making jokes about his sexuality and claiming he knows (and doesn't like) Michael Flatley. Andrew has also announced himself as the true "Lord of the Dance" and says that Michael Flatley is an Irish fake. People then proceeded to throw debris at his groinal and temple area.

In the Gupta tribe, Wade Watson was banished from the group after last week's incident (eating all the tribes sweet sweet rice, which was their only food source). Many of the Gupta tribe members have been left to starve. Everyone had growing concern for Kristy though, who was growing thin. Some say that she joined Survivor to be anorexic. Also, scientists predict that Wade can live off his own body fat for 73 days. Other scientists predict 72 days. Only time will tell.

Although most of the castaways are falling victims to the harshness of the Hostilenater Republic, one true "Survivor" is starting to shine. He is a little known Aboriginal boy simply known by his peers as Jude. Jude has been commended as his spider-like hunting techniques, nut-sized head and lanky body have been perfect for catching poisonous stingrays. Although they aren't edible, Jude still insisted on catching them to eat. The rest of the Swaheely tribe just threw the caught ray's at him, which burnt his once white skin. Well done Jude.

In the McSpastic tribe, tempers have erupted when a supposed burglar stole Tom's dessert pickle. Thomas says that he was saving the pickle for a special occasion. How they were wrong. But the strange part is, Doug from the Swaheely tribe came to the tribal meetings the next day with a shiny new pickle in his hand. Coincidence, or pure evil? The groups prepared for the Immunity Challenge once again. Go team. With 5 members lost from last week's poor attempt, Swaheely won Immunity, which meant only one member will go, as opposed to two and above. At Tribal Council, 11 castaways had their torches doused.
-Submitted by Ray