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| The purple-haired Bouvier, Selma is known for her hairy legs, smoking habit and her hatred for Homer Simpson. Her spot in the family tree is that she is the daughter of Jacqueline Bouvier (Marge's mom), twin sister of Patty and older sister of Marge. She has a green iguana named Jub-Jub, which she feeds with microwaved roaches and the cigarette brand she smokes is Laramie. The distinguishing parts of Selma to Patty is that her hair is frizzy and a part in the middle is 'indented'. She also has different style earrings to Patty. She works for the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) and enjoys watching MacGyver. Her favourite male is Richard Dean Anderson (who plays MacGyver) and her least is.. Homer Simpson. Her full name is Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure, and knows that it'll be longer with Nahasapeetapetilon. She only marries for love and money. Her favourite food is tongue sandwich. |
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| * Went to Yucatan with Patty and showed the Simpson family all 8 carousels of slides * Went out with Barney Gumble so that she doesn't look bad (Patty was dating Seymour Skinner) * Started smoking when young Marge agreed to do Patty and Selma's chores and homework * Agreed to Lisa and Bart sleeping over while Marge pampered herself * Married Sideshow Bob * Helped Marge by showing her a video on chronic nagging * Appeared shaving her hairy legs in an unsexy thought of Homer, while he was in the lift with Mindy * Lended Homer money and made him talk like a dog * Failed Homer on his chauffer test * Brought seashells from their trip to Sulphur Beach (Halloween special) * Had Bart stay with her while they were at the DMV for 'Go to Work with Your Parents Day' |