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| Patty Bouvier is a DMV clerk, working with her twin sister Selma. Her voice is deep, man-like, gravelled and scratchy (possibly from her continuous smoking habit) and bores others with slide shows from trips they have had and considers a kiss 'scoring'. Her 'abilities' include growing leg hair rapidly and has ease in finding fault in Homer. She loves tongue sandwiches and getting her feet rubbed by nephews and nieces. She hates missing 'MacGyver', just like Selma. Her sister has dated and married more times than her, but she has dated Seymour Skinner. When her Aunt Gladys died, she was more than happy to receive the grandfather clock they have received via her will. |
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| MeMoRaBle EvEnTs |
| * Went to Yucatan and returned with 8 carousels of slide show * Dated Principal Skinner * Told young adult Marge where Homer was working - at the Gulp 'N Blow * Slept next to Bart while snoring * Approved of Selma getting married to Sideshow Bob * Tested Otto at the DMV for Otto to get his bus driver's license back * Screamed out 'Monorail' in the Monorail song * Received the grandfather clock from the will of dead Aunt Gladys * Rode naked on a horse at the 'Do What You Want' Festival * Taught the class 'How to turn a man into putty in your Hands' at the Adult Education centre * Made Homer talk and crawl like a dog * Bought Homer's tombstone in the hope that Homer actually did fall of the waterfall * Helped Marge get a nice suit for the fancy party, though none of the dresses were good * Was jealous of Selma being engaged to Troy McClure * Was caught entering the male's burlesque house |