| The dear wife of Ned, Maude Flanders has ascended into heaven due to an unfortunate accident when the whole Flanders family watched a car show. She was a great artist, as Ned found out. She drew plans for an amusement park, which Ned and the Simpsons built. She was a religious lady, and her hobbies included reading the Bible, quoting the Bible, studting from th Bible, highlighting passages in the Bible, following the Bible, holding the Bible, cherishing the Bible and raising ficus plants. Her favourite book is the Bible, and one of her silent shames was that Ned had a more feminine scream than she does. She lead a life of no profanity, no unkind thoughts, no non-puritinical thoughts, no alcohol or drugs, no questioning of her husband, no Sundays without church and not taking the Lord's name in vain. Homer does perve on her cleavage once in a while, which proves, as Homer would say 'she is such a fox'. |
