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| Being a 34 year old homemaker, Marge Bouvier Simpson is the link that bonds the Simpson family, no matter what the circumstances are. She has a shoe size of 13AA and is famous for her marshmallow squares. Things that are occasionally found in her massive beehive of a hair include large sums of money, cats, rooster, Maggie's pacifier and even Maggie herself. Although she is a homemaker at present, she has worked as a teacher during the memorable teacher strike, a worker at the Nuclear Power Plant, a carhop waittress in her early years, a Springfield police officer and a pretzel seller. Her secret shame is that she dyes her hair (Blue #56). She enjoys Tom Jones' songs and loves getting her elbows nibbled during sex and Homer's 'Mr. Plow' jacket. |
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| * Flirted with a pro bowler named Jacques and endangered her marital vows * Rallied agianst cartoon violence, especially the Itchy & Scratchy show * Painted a nude portrait of Mr. Burns for the local art gallery * Sent Homer and herelf to marriage-help retreat * Performed in the musical 'Oh! Streetcar!' and had the leading role * Got hired to work at the Nuclear Power Plant, where she got sexually harassed by Mr. Burns * Went to jail for shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart * Came up with the idea of Springfield holding a Film Festival * Enjoyed pampering herself at the Rancho Relaxo after having a nervous breakdown * Went on a lam with neighbour, Ruth Powers * Threw Homer out of the household after he was telling their secret sex life * Had a fear of flying * Stopped loving Bart after he shoplifted at the 'Try-N-Save' * Bought a Chanel suit which she wore all the time to her high school friends mansion * Rallied against a secret burlesque house * Became a pretzel vender, which needed the help of the Mafia to boost her sales * Became so stressed she needed to hire Shery Bobbins * Opened up the 'Listen Lady' hotline after Reverend Lovejoy stopped giving out good advice |
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