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| Bartholomew J. Simpson is the spiky-haired devil of a boy that most young viewers pull for. With the age of 10, he has already had two loves of his life - Jessica Lovejoy and Laura Powers. He has such aliases like El Barto (which can be seen graffitied all over Springfield), and Rudiger. He idolises Krusty the Klown and has discovered Blinky, the three-eyed fish and the Bart Simpson comet which nearly turned Springfield into a pile of rubble. He has been a daredevil and enjoys pranking Moe with obscenity, and making Principal Skinner's life hell. His first word was 'Aye Carumba' after seeing his parents have sex when he was a child. And for your information, Bart has nine spikes on his head. |
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| MeMOrAbLe MoMeNtS |
| * Cheated on an IQ test and was sent to a Gifted School, where he was outcasted * Raged war aginst bully Nelson Muntz * Went to France as an exhange student, where he was a slave to Ugolin and Cesar * Got an F for a very important test * Kissed Mrs. Krabappel * Fished out Blinky * Competed in a mini-golf tournament against Todd Flanders * Ruined Thanksgiving * Enjoyed being a daredevil after he saw a performance by Lance Murdock * Got hit by a car * Bought a comic book for $100 with Milhouse and Martin * Worked for the Mafia as a bartender * Tricked the whole of Springfield into believing a boy named Timmy O'Toole fell down the well * Started a rebellion at Kamp Krusty * Flirted with neigbour, Laura Powers * Started the principle 'Do What You Feel Like' * Became famous as the 'I Didn't Do It Boy' * Won an elephant from the KBBL radio contest * Became Burns' heir * Broke his leg by jumping off the treehouse into the pool below * Discovered a comet * Had to say sorry to Australia * Sold his soul to Milhouse for $5 * Thwarted Sideshow Bob's maniacal schemes on 5 seperate occasions * Busted Krusty for being a tax fraud * Went on a road trip with Nelson, Martin and Milhouse and ended up in Knoxville, Tenessee * Worked for a burlesque house * Thought to be gay * Bought a border collie named Laddie and replaced Santa's Little Helper with him |