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| Lisa Simpson has strong ethics and has firm beliefs - and lets no-one stand in her way. She has achieved many things, such as create a living city using just a tooth and cola, and has NEARLY won first chair for saxophone, with Allison Taylor clenching victory, and all this at the age of 8. Her first word as a baby was 'Bart', and is full on obsessive about ponies. She had several crushes, one on a substitute teacher called Mr. Bergstrom, another on Neltson Muntz, and a perpetual crush on teen mag boys named Corey. Although she has a stable mind, she has had addictions such as Trucker's Choice Stay-Awake Tablets and phoning the Corey Hotline. Although she plays the saxophone most of the time, she can be seen strumming on an electric guitar to lure snakes into the Simpson household. |
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| * Had the blues for a while but got relieved with a jazz session with Bleeding Gums Murphy * Busted babysitter Bandit, Ms. Botz, with the help of Maggie and Bart * Made a Thanksgiving centrepiece which was briefly destroyed by Bart * Tried to stop Homer buying illegal cable * Fell in love with substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom * Called Homer a babboon * Won the Reader Digest competition and won a trip to Washington * Got a pony from Homer after Homer failed to bring her a reed for her saxophone * Believed to have a gift of guessing who will win a Super Bowl game correctly * Became a below-average student after getting homemaker from an aptitude test * Went into a beauty pageant but lost to Amber Dempsey * Was loved by Ralph Wiggum * Rebelled against the filthy-speaking Malibu Stacey doll and made up a poor-seeling Lisa Lionheart * Had a short rivalry with new smart student Allison Taylor * Became an all-star pro at ice hockey * Had her wedding foretold at a Renaissance fair * Made the dead Bleeding Gums Murphy renowned around Springfield * Discovered founder of Springfield, Jebediah Springfield, was a crook pirate * Was the most unpopular girl at school * Befriended Erin at Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport * Created a genisis tub (Halloween special) * Dated Nelson Muntz * Babysitted Bart and dislocated his shoulder bone * Regained Burns' lost fortune * Did not participate the Simpsons Family Spin-Off Showcase * Participated a military academy for boys |