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| Maggie Simpson is the youngest of the Simpsons at the age of 1. She is almost always seen sucking on a red pacifier and according to the supermarket scanner (in the opening sequence) she is worth $847.63. Her only real enemy is a male baby named Gerald, the one-eyebrow kid and falls over very often while she attempts to walk. Her first word was Daddy and she is beginning to get Lisa's intelligence. Lisa has taught her what a zebu is (like an ox but with a hump and dulac) and a dodecahedron is. However, she cannot tell the difference between the Aztecs and Olmecs. She knows what a credenza is and can spell E=MC2 on her kiddy blocks. She can also write Maggie Simpson on her Etch-A-Sketch, but no-one really notices. She occasionally drinks from Santa's Little Helper's doggie bowl and has saved her Dad from drowning. |
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| * Was the one that pressed most of the shocker buttons in the Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center * Followed Bart and Homer into the woods where she got briefly adopted by bears * Untied Bart and Lisa from Ms. Botz * Bonked Homer with a mallet imitating cartoon violence * Ran away from home in the quest of finding her mother * Gives the death look to Gerald everytime they see each other * Has had a birthday when the Simpsons sang the Armour Hot Dogs song * Got trapped in the ball room with other kids in the Itchy & Scratchy land * Led a rebellion in the Ayn Rand School for Tots * Axed Groundskeeper Willie in the back (Halloween special) * Caught a flying beer bottle which was heading for Homer's head * Nearly got squashed by Homer's ass * Thought to be a guy when she was born. The 'dick' turned out to be the umbilical cord * Accidentally shot Mr. Burns * Physically stronger than Mr. Burns * Had Bobo in her possession * Saved Bart and Lisa from the clutches of Willie-spider (Halloween special) * Got high on caffeine while Lisa babysitted |