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| Abraham 'Grampa' Simpson is a retired army veteran and used to fight for the Flying Hellfish. He has nearly killed Adolf Hitler, but Burns distracted him with his tomfoolery. Although he is a retired, he has unsolved the mystery of who stole Springfield's largest zirconia. He currently lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle, which he renovated using his inheritance from his dead girlfriend, Bea Simmons. He usually wears a bolo tie and bedroom slippers, no matter where he is, although he occasionally wears tuxedos to important events such as funerals and award ceremonies. He tries to avoid stairs as much as possible and his special talent is pulling his underwear out of his pants without actually pulling his pants down. He can't remember his name, he needs to check his underwear for that. His favourite shop is Herman's Military Antiques (the only shop he knows) and he enjoys napping. |
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| MeMorAbLe EveNtS |
| * Played the piano when the Simpson family sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer * Helped Bart against the neighbourhood fight with Nelson Muntz * Suffered a mild heart attack * Inherited $100,000 from his dead girlfriend, Beatrice Simmons * Won the award for 'writing' an Itchy & Scratchy episode * Found out who stole the zirconia, it was Molloy * Dated Jacqueline Bouvier * Created a tonic to enhance your sex life * Created a diversion for his wife, only known as Mother Simpson, to escape * Nearly got the Monet paintings but was retrieved to be given back to the proper heir * Appeared in the 'Love-Matic Grampa Show' (Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase special) |