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| Homer Jay Simpson is between 239 and 260 lbs. He is 36 years of age and is a safety inspector in Sector 7G, at the Nuclear Power Plant owned by Charles Montgomery Burns. He enjoys donuts, pork rinds, Chippos, Krusty Burger, pork chops, bulk steak, bulk seafood and honey roasted peanuts. He drinks Duff mostly all the time and has had triple bypass operation because of his obsession with fatty foods. He only shops at the Kwik-E-Mart and his most famous saying is either 'D'oh' (which is now officially part of the English dictionary, seriously) or Mmmmm... Though bald at present, he did used to have a mop of hair on his head when he was a teenager, and once enjoyed having long hair using a miracle hair tonic. Despite his mop of hair when he was young, people seemed to know that he was balding, and turn out to be a lazy fat-ass. |
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| MeMorAbLe EvEnTs |
| * Bought a $1000 Hair Miracle Formula which got him promoted * Became Capitol City's mascot but just got booed * Nearly died from blowfish poisoning * Bought illegal cable * Ruined his half-brother's, Herb, wealth after deigning a car named The Homer * Got sent to a mental institution because of the pink shirt he wore to work * Became a Nuclear Plant hero after saving plant from meltdown using the Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Mo method * Created the Flaming Homer's drink * Lost Maggie while babysitting her * Was Lurleen Lumpkin's manager for a while * Won the C. Montgomery Burns Award after being found to be sterile * Gave up on believing a God * Founded the Mr. Plow business * Suffered from a mild heart attack * Adopted Pepi to get revenge back at Bart * Tried to give up drinking Duff for a whole month * Fell in love with a female employee name Mindy Simmons * Started an anti-theft mob, which led to more crimes * Went into space * Was accused of ssexually grabbing a babysitter's ass, but all he was doing was grabbing a gummy bear * Became leader of the Stonecutters * Went to Klown Kollege * Accused of shooting Mr. Burns * Wanted to become obese to escape going to work every morning * Raged war against former president George Bush * Travelled with travelling freaks * Went into the boxing ring with boxing champion Drederick Tatum * Got snowed in with Burns on a team work expedition * Was the voice of Poochie, the annoying character on Itchy & Scratchy * Had a homophobia * Discovered a Japanese logo with the likeness of Homer |
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