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| - How do you get a Carolina coed in an elevator? Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie - This year they are changing the floor of the Dean Dome from wood to Cardboard The Tarheels Always look better on paper! - What is blue and white, 100 yards long, and has an IQ of 60? The front row at Kenan Stadium - Why do the shoes of the basketball players at Carolina say TGIF? To remind the players: Toes go in first - How many UNC grads work for the Psychic Network? None. They can't talk about the future...they only talk about the past. - What did Brendon Haywood get on his SAT? Drool - Why can't Tarheel Basketball players gain access to the internet? Because they can't pull 3 w's together - How is the UNC basketball team like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road. - Did you hear Matt Dorhety called the team together and asked them to pallbearers when he died? He wanted them to let him down one more time. - Never drive through Chapel Hill with your window down You might find a diploma in your lap - What do you get when you cross a Tarheel with a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football - Whats the best way to view Chapel Hill? Through your rear view mirror - What does it say on the Bottom of coke bottles in Chapel Hill? OPEN THE OTHER END |
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