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| As most of you know, there is no rivalry quite like the one UNC and DUKE hold in the NCAA.. Here are a few jokes about our friends...the unc tarheels. |
| 1. How do you get a carolina grad to leave your front porch? -pay him for the pizza |
| 2. Why did God make the sky carolina blue? -so we dont have to step in it. |
| 3. When Dean Smith goes to heaven, god gives him a nice house adorned with unc paraphonalia. He is looking out the window one day, and notices a mansion with Duke stuff all over it. He turns to god and says, "its a really nice house, but i couldn't help but notice the mansion that Coah K gets when he dies. Why is his so big?" God laughs and says, thats not his house...thats MY house! |
| 4. UNC researchers have just announced that they've discoverd another use for sheep: -wool |
| 5. Whats the difference between a UNC fan and a 3-week old puppy? -at some point, the puppy stops whining. |
| 6. What do you call 30 unc students in a basement? -a whine cellar |
| 7. Did you hear about the Duke student that transferd to unc? -the average iq of BOTH schools went up. |
| 8. How many unc students does it take to put in a lightbulb? -10. one to screw it in, 3 to hang the banner and the rest to brag about it. |
| 9. A unc grad shows up at the hospital one day with a back injury. Of coure, the doctor asked how it had occured. The man explained that he was raking leaves and fell out of the tree. |
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| More Jokes..... |