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| Duke fans have trouble spelling Krzyzewski. UNC fans have trouble spelling Smith. What does UNC stand for? University with No Coaches. Under Nike's Control. Underachievers of North Carolina. University of Notorious Criminals How do they get "UNC" from "Orange County Community College"? What do you call three beautiful women in Chapel Hill? Lost. What's the difference between Tarheel football and frosted flakes? Frosted flakes know what to do in a bowl. Despite recent, major renovations to Kenan stadium, after this last season, it was apparent that additional improvements were needed. The school is now accepting bids to enlarge the exits. From the Anybody But Carolina poetry corner: Roses are State red... Violets are almost Duke blue... How does Carolina get grown men to wear such a gay hue? How do you keep a Tarheel basketball player out of your backyard? Put up a basket. Recently, a Tarheel basketball player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Fortunately for him, the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it. Did you hear that Nike came out with a special shoe for last year's Final Four? Yea, it had no heels. Why is it so windy in Durham? Because Chapel Hill sucks. Did you hear that the UNC basketball coach is dressing only 7 players for the tournament? The rest can dress themselves. Why don't UNC fans duck hunt? They can't throw the dogs high enough. What do you get when you put 32 UNC cheerleaders in the same room? A full set of teeth. It was recently announced that they had to stop serving ice at the UNC-CH cafeterias. The guy with the recipe dropped out. Why do birds fly upside down over Chapel Hill? Because there's nothing worth firing on. Why do Carolina graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles? So they can park in handicap spaces. Why can't they have Astroturf at Kenan Stadium? Because the Tarheel cheerleaders wouldn't have anywhere to graze. How many Carolina freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? None... it's a sophomore course. Two Carolina grads are standing at a bar. One says to the other, "Hey, what does the 'N' stand for in UNC anyway?" The other grad looks at his friend in discust. "You IDIOT. It stands for knowlege." |