| Scene 11 |
| ..after the whole "vampire shagging" thing didnt work out to listers hopes, he decided to search for a new job, and finally found one in the more subtle career of a 'porn star'.. L = Lister A = Amy (porn star #1) K = Katie (porn star #2) D = director Lister arrives at the set just on time - the director has ideas for a new movie; "The 'Monster' Awaits".. D - so your first time on a set then lister? L - sure is! whos that sexy blonde over there? D - oh thats Amy, and the brunnette stood with her is Katie. you'll be working with them both on the video L - girls?? D - yes? is there a problem? L - oh didnt you know? im homophobic, i only like men.. D - *looks puzzled* but... L - oh well..a jobs a job i guess!! <lister walks over to amy and katie> L - hey girls, im your stud actor sex machine for the night!.. <katie and amy exchange glances> K - YOUR our partner?? L - thats me.. A - well lets see it then.. L - see it? ooohhh!! my 'monster' you mean? <lister winks at the girls and they giggle> <lister reaches into his bag> A - what r u doing? L - geting out my 'monster' <amy and katie look puzzled> <lister fumbles about in his bag> L - my mummy sez i shud keep it safe, so as not to lose it... <lister pulls out a fresh gerkin> L - i had to get a new one..my old one kept getting broke. i fixed it so many times with selotape that my hands couldnt fit round it anymore!! and ill tell you that took some doing!! K - are you trying to impress us?? L - do i have to try? i mean come on, if my 20 inch dick isnt gonna impress you...well!!... D - places everybody!! <they settle down in an office scene> D - right, now in this one, katie is the secretary to lister..katies sitting down doing her job, and amy walks in to book an appointment.. <lister looks intrigued and stopps listening while he tries to form a mental picture> D - ..and then it gets to hot for you both and you end up taking your tops off. gottit? <katie and amy nod simultaneously> D - lister?? is that ok? L - erm..yeah sure.. cont ----> |
| lalalala!! haha, you cant read this!! *in a sing song voice* ner ner ner ner ner :P |