| Scene 11 cont.. |
| D - right... 3...2...1...ACTION!! <lister starts to daydream again> <the next time he opens his eyes, katie and amy are both stood their half naked> D - no, no, NO!! thats all wrong amy, you do it like this... <the director, in the sexist way possible for a balding 57 yr old porno maniac, takes his shirt off> <lister pounces on him> L - OH TAKE ME!!! take me nooowww!! D - what the fuck are you doing?? you are so gay!! L - im not gay, im homophobic!! D - u just tried 2 take me with a gerkin! its not even a big gerkin! the best thing u can say about a washed up gay has been wannabe prono star that tried to take u up the ass with a green vegetable is at least he's got the common decency to make sure its fresh! <lister winks at the director> D - get out of here!! YOU'RE FIRED!! L - bu..bu..but..bu...*bottom lip quivers* D - dont give me that puppy dog look, GO FUCK UR FATHER! L - i tried that again last week, but he says i wont get anyone until i grow a proper dick.. D - get out u sick fuck!! so lister ends up trailing the streets looking for a job with his tail hanging between his legs and his gerkin in his back pocket.. |