| Scene 12 |
| lister still despiratly looking for a job wonders into the a near by cafe to get some refreshments (and a new gherkin) l-lister s-shop keeper c-customer (who has only one arm) l- hey there do u sell gherkins coz mines kinda fucked, lord its been used so many times the poor things bent!! s- gherkins rite....umm...well no. but we do pickled onions instead? l- no gherkins huh.....oh well a onion will do find <shop keeper bends over to get pickled onions and lister suddenly finds his bent moldy gherkin springing 2 life> L- wow man.......do u work out, coz ur ass is almost as nice as mine!! <lister jups over the counter and start humping the guy> s- hey u sick fuck wot the hell r u doing!! GET OFF ME!!! <enter custormer> c-wot the fucks goin on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you sick twat!!! im calling the cops!!!!!! l- hey dont do that baby theres plenty for all here y dont u cum n get sum lister luvin 4 ur self!!!!! c-(screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <SHE LOOKS DOWN> C- wait a min ur humping that poor guy......WITH A GHERKIN BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! U R SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY < she boots him in the crotch> L- (lister wails) OOOHHH my solar plexus......no wait, noooo my patela....umm wait a second............oh yeah......OH NO MY 20INCH COCK C- 20 inches!!! r u blind s- get him the fuck off me!!!! < cutomer manages to beat lister off the guy with one arm, and boots him out of the cafe> L-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! <lister lands direstly on his gherkin crushing it, he sits in a pool of his own green slime, and cries> |