| Scene 13 |
| Dr Doo Lister 2 At listers house in Listers Room! P=Parrot J=Listers Uncle Jim C=Cow L=Lister P= Help! Help! *squawk* L= Am I losing my animal charisma? P= *squawk* I dunno, go to a farm far far away and find out but leave my ass the hell alone!! L= Oh good idea parrot, I�ll go to my Uncle Jims farm, oh i love you so much parrot I could talke you right here right now! P= *squawk* you�ll miss the train *squawk* <with that Lister caught the train to his Uncle Jims> <later at the farm> L= What can I DO Jim? (Winks) J= Well you can go milk that cow over there. L= (to himself) Uncle Jim always seems to know what i need!(walks over to the cow) C= Mooo Why are you mounting me? L= I�m milking ahhh Ahhh!!!! Do you feel that? C= Yeah it feels like a gherkin *moooo* L= No, no no the orgasm. C= Thats not an orgasm, urgh argh get off me you�re supposed to be milking me. *Moooo* L= I am! C= *moooooo* you dumb fuck you�re milking yourself get the hell offa me.( kicks lister in the groin deliberately) L= Ahhhhhh My solar plexus! J= Whats goin on C= *moooooooo* L= your cow kicked me in the solar plexus C= *mooooo* J= you cant have been doing it right then <Lister went home realizing all his gifts of being able to talk to animals lied in his gherkin, which at the moment was temporarily damaged, being unable to communicate with the parrot left him unable to communicate during sex> |