| Scene 14 |
| A Christmas Carol starring Andrew Scrooge McLister L= Lister Pa= Ghost of Christmas Past Pr= Ghost of Christmas Present F= Ghost of Christmas Future E= Employee P= Parrot E= Please Mr. Lister, please let us have our Christmas bonuses this year. L= Oh alright then trousers down and bend over. E= WHAT?!?!?!? <clearly horrified> L= You want sex right? E= No!!!!!!! YOU FUCKUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want my christmas bonus, as in MONEY!!!! L= In return for sex? E= FUCK YOU!! L= Please <Employee smacks Andrew Scrooge Lister and exits> <At Listers house, in Listers room late at night> L= Who's there? Pa= I'm the ghost of christmas past L= You want sex? Pa= No you turd burger! Im here to show you your past and hope that you mend your ways by giving your emloyees their christmas bonus'. L= I did offer Pa= Id hardly call sex from you a bonus! L= Oh yeah? <Lister pulls down his Y fronts> Pa= What is that?!?!?! <horrified look> L= s'great init? Pa= What!?! Anyway come with me, I'll show you your past. L= I hardly think CUMMING with you is going to give me a flashback. Pa= NO NOT SEX YOU FUCKUP!!! L= Oh..... cont ---> |
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