<fight scene> L: are you ready to die? V: and what, your gonna kill me? how? L: like this!!! <lunges at the vampire, tries a triple back kick combo to the head and lands on his arse> L: OWW!!! you wanker, its gonna go all swelled now i'll never get laid! V: <laughs> you pathetic little shit, ive seen people Fall over better then that.! stupid gay fuckup. L: HEY I'M STRAIGHT, i'll have you know im very homophoebic V: yeah amd im the good guy...hey whatcha doin? L: mounting you... V: GET THE FUCK OFF ME L: hehe, i can feel it already, aint it huge. V: YOU CANT STAKE ME! L: ooh yeah dontcha feel it? V: wait a minute, thats no stake, its too small....and green <?> L: its my dick!! V: where? L: im thrusting it into you!!! V: GET OFF ME YOU SAD TWAT you cant stake me with a gherkin to the arse! L: what? didnt it do it for you? i feel totally refreshed! cmon letz go again! V: look, i didnt feel nething and now im gonna soo kick your ass! L: oh yeah! OUCH! SHIT! AAH! MY FIBULA!! MY TIBULA!!! MY SOLAR PLEXUS!!! <vamp severly beats the shit into lister and enjoys it too much that before he realises it its sunrise and ends off running away into the darkness> L: that showed him, no wait! MY GHERKIN! its snapped! its only half the size now....oh no! shit! now no1 will lay me, c'ept maybe the animals.... <an evil grin comes over his face and he walks away to live another day and find some other poor unsuspecting being for his next victim> |
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