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| MY DAY TO DAY JOB |
| Starting with my lovely London colleagues: |
| Jules: We hang out in the pub together. We get on like a house on fire. |
| Tone: Another one who hangs around with me in the pub. |
| Luiz: He's my boss. He likes football, is from Brazil and supports Sao Paulo. |
| Ketan: He's a cricket fanatic from India, and hates the employee below, Malik. He likes football too, and supports Liverpool. |
| Malik: He's a cricket fanatic from Pakistan. He hates Ketan, above. He supports no one in football. |
| Craig: He's South African, and has been a Man U supporter since 1993. |
| Neil: He spends all his time in the betting shop. |
| Carole: For a frog, she's okay. She likes football and hates cricket, but most of all she hates English food. |
| My company is a big one with lots of people. The ones mentioned below are the ones in my department. We're on the first floor. We have a bunch of people on the top floor who don't talk to us, or to anyone else from the company, because they don't like us, so they stick together. |
| For details on the Khalid/Sedani feud, click here. |
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| Paul: On the left in the photo above, buying some drinks, which is something of a rarity. Then again, they may have all been for himself. Apart from being lowly paid, he's also been a Chelsea supporter since they won the FA Cup in May 2000. And he's Australian. |
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| Christina: Above. She used to be our secretary, but was replaced by Carole, as she moved to another department. This is what she says to our company and to French people in general. |
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| FIONA'S LEAVING PARTY |
| Fiona used to work with us, but she got fed up of working for South African minors, so she found a better job instead. The only interesting accountant will be missed. That's her husband Warren on the left. |
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| Neil and Christina get on quite well. |
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| AND ME: |
| As my job's such a boring one, I usually go to sleep at the office |
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| Below, that's me in the middle. On the left is Rob from IT. He's the only one from his department who's competent. When I see his colleagues at work, I realise that chimpanzees could do a better job. That's Ketan on the right. This was a celebration for Rob and Ketan's birthday, and for the fact that I'd completed the 2000 New York Marathon on November 5th. |