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| COLLEAGUES IN LUXEMBOURG |
| CHANTAL |
| This is CHANTAL, on the right, who's Luxo/Belgian. Like the other foreigners, she can't stand English food, but her favourite food is moules-frites. She works in the legal department, but is not a lawyer, and has never sued anybody. Next to Chantal is her daughter, Claire, who's now six years old. |
| We also have a guy called FRANK, who became Danish when Denmark won the European Championships in 1992. He works in the IT department in Luxembourg, but not for long as he'll soon be leaving, much to his delight. He thinks the whole idea of working for South African fascists is really rather silly. His colleagues all wish him good luck in the future, and all wish they could be leaving too. |
| Kira and Danielle both work in the finance department of Luxembourg, for a Dutch guy who became Dutch when Holland won the European Championships in 1988. Kira became South African when South Africa won the rugby world cup in 1995. She doesn't intend to rule the world. Danielle became French when France won the world cup in 1998. She doesn't like English food either. |
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| THIS GUY IS VERY CORRUPT |
| He owns a football team in Johannesburg, called Zoo Lake Seaside. He keeps asking why the football team doens't play on the beach. He's worse than Julian Joachim at football, and doesn't know you're not allowed to use your hands. However, as he owns the football team, he picks himself in every starting lineup. Stay away from this man. He is very dangerous, and doesn't like many people. He likes playing football though, but only when he's allowed to use his hands. |
| He's on the payroll in the South Africa office, though he doesn't really work. He failed everything in school, but he's blackmailed the boss into giving him a job. He has the erotic video tapes of his boss and FW De Klerk kept in a very good hiding place. Because he's not very clever, it never occured to him to blackmail FW De Klerk. He also thinks FW De Klerk is spelled De Clerk |
| His name is MARK |
| His life has been involved entirely in corruption. No one knows why, because his family is very honest, and they tried to teach him the finer points of life. They failed miserably. He is doing very well for himself in life though, despite being as thick as a plank. He thinks Johannesburg is in America. |
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