Feud

One day in Luton, going back to the early eighties, Ketan was walking down a quiet street, minding his own business.

Approaching him was Malik, also walking down the street, towards Ketan. He was holding a cricket bat.

As Malik approached Ketan, Ketan inquired of Malik: "I say old boy, have you been playing cricket?"

"That ain't none of your business punk!" Was the answer from Malik.

Malik then proceeded to biff Ketan in the head with his cricket bat, saying: "Take that scumbag! Pakistan are way better than India any day of the week." Malik then walked off home.

This caused a hurricaine inside Ketan's head. Little did Malik know that Ketan had served time at Sing Sing for killing people for fun because he had watched Pulp Fiction too many times. Ketan also knew some tricks of the trade in the criminal world that always worked in the movies.

The following day, once Ketan had his 50 stitches done, he proceeded to find out any details he could get on Malik's whereabouts. By the end of the day, not only had he got Malik's whereabouts, but he'd also got the whereabouts of Malik's family and closest friends.

Ketan stole a gun from a gun shop, and shot every one of Malik's friends, and his family. In the foot. These same individuals are still using crutches. Ketan, through what he perceived as kindness, didn't shoot Malik, but made him suffer to see all these injured people instead.

Five years went by when nothing more happened in the Khalid/Sedani Feud. This was because Malik had spent these years in a mental asylum going mad over the loss of the feet of his family and friends, since all those that got shot by Ketan had to have their feet amputated.

It was now time for Malik to come out of the madhouse. Ketan had spent the previous five years laughing at the thought of shooting people in the foot. Although he'd never got caught, he also shot many people in the foot for fun during this time.

When Malik came out of the nutter's home, he vowed he'd got over the loss of all these feet. He was, however, a good liar, and fooled every one of the people working in the asylum. His next mission was to go **** up Ketan once and for all.

The only problem was that he didn't know of Ketan's whereabouts, and knew no tricks of the trade within the criminal world. What was he going to do? His little brain was thinking only of revenge.

Malik didn't need to worry. He only had to follow his ears, and follow the sounds of BANG, followed by "Ooh, you shot me in the foot!"

Malik saw Ketan in the street shooting people, and then laughing, saying "I've never seen anything funnier since Fawlty Towers!" Malik saw a cricket shop, and entered.

Malik came out of the cricket shop with a cricket bat. He approached Ketan, got his bat into position just behind him, and said "Remember me punk?"

Ketan turned round to see Malik. He said, looking very very, indeed very, frightened, "Oh no Mr Cricket Man, please don't hurt me."

Ketan replied "You owe me �10,000 for those designer stitches I got five years ago." Ketan then shot Malik's cricket bat.

This caused a hurricaine inside Malik's head for what Ketan had just done to his cricket bat. He was also left weaponless. What was he going to do now that he coudln't defend himself against Ketan?