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Malik was now in a situation where he was almost certain to be knocked off by Ketan, the crazy phsycho. Whatever could he do now?

A thought suddenly came to mind. Because Malik was a fan of really crap movies, he remembered the other day that he'd watched The Karate Kid. To get himself out of this sticky situation, he decided he'd do a karate chop on Ketan. It worked! And Malik was able to escape freely, with Ketan lying defeated on the floor. "THANK GOD FOR CRAP MOVIES!" Malik shouted in the street.

When Ketan woke up, with a few sore bones and muscles, he was feeling very angry indeed. Luckily he still had his gun on him so he could blow Malik's brains out. This was now his next mission!

Suspecting that Ketan might find him at his house, Malik moved house, and found somewhere to live in Pakistan, away from his family and friends so that Ketan couldn't attack them. Malik played cricket every day, hoping that one day he'd be better than Ketan.

Suspecting that Malik might move to Pakistan to play cricket every day and be a better player than him, Ketan travelled to Pakistan, and went to the nearest cricket pitch, where he saw Malik getting professional cricket training in his quest to be a better player than Ketan.

Ketan was now very angry that Malik might be a better player than him. Immediately, he went and hired a cricket coach. After being coached for ten minutes, Ketan got someone to bowl him a ball. When the ball was bowled, Ketan hit it miles and miles and miles away, being the superb player he'd suddenly become. When Malik saw that Ketan had hit this, Malik went up to him and biffed him in the face with his bat.

This made Ketan so angry, that he got out his gun that he'd taken on the plane with him, and shot Malik's bat. This put a hole in Malik's bat. This made Malik so angry that he biffed Ketan in the face with his bat. This made Ketan so angry that he shot a hole in Malik's bat. There were now two holes in Malik's bat. Malik threw his bat away, and said to Ketan "I'll be back!" and stormed off in a sulk, weeping, tears coming out of his eyes after what had happened to his favourite cricket bat.

Ketan couldn't help feeling sorry for Malik and his cricket bat. As Malik was walking off, wailing loudly now because his bat's life had come to an end, Ketan approached him, and said "Listen pumpkin, I didn't mean to do that to your bat".

"YES YOU DID!", wailed Malik.

"No really, it was just, uh, I was aiming for you, but hit your bat twice by mistake," was Ketan's cunning answer as more tears flowed from Malik's eyes.

Malik answered: "Really, you didn't intentionally hit my bat?"

"Of course I didn't," Ketan lied, "I was trying to blow your brains out, but missed. If I'd blown your brains out I'd have stamped all over your brains and put them in a microwave. But I can't do that now because I mistakenly hit your bat instead. I'm sorry I hit your bat, I didn't mean to. I was going for your ugly face."

"That's the sweetest thing I ever heard", said Malik with a lump in his throat.

More tears were coming out of Malik's eyes, in fact the cricket pitch was getting a bit wet now.

Malik hugged Ketan, bursting into massive tears now, and wailing louder than Ketan's laugh.

"There there," consoled Ketan, "you'll get over it," continued Ketan with a wicked smile.

Ketan was being naive though, because what he didn't notice was Malik taking Ketan's gun out of his pocket as they were hugging like a right old pair of faggots.

Suddenly, Malik whipped out the gun, and pointed it in Ketan's face. His eyes were suddenly very dry, as he'd faked the tears by squirting water on his face. Ketan was now in rather a sticky situation. However could he get out of this?

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