West Virginian Hunters
Two West Virginia hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. An Alabama hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah," the other added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck!"
And GOD Created West Virginia :
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel Found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards �through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I have made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet" replied God, "and I have put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be ��extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered with ice." The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a particularly beautiful portion of land and asked, "What's that one?" "West Virginia," God replied, "the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite grasslands. The people from West Virginia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. They will be admired by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed "What about balance, God?....You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loudmouth, whiny, arrogant idiots I'm putting next to them in OHIO....."
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