It's Alistair, the Blonde-Haired God!
Well, Almost Blonde.

Welcome to Alistair Universe, population: one.  Hey, don't laugh!  He's been in a fight before!  In any case, Alistair is by far no normal high-schooler.  After all, who else do you know who owns and wears a pair of yellow shoes every other day (and to coat-and-tie events as well)?

>A town meeting in Alistair Universe

Alistair's Nicknames

Ah yes.  It's Alistair.  Scary?  Naw... we just worry about him sometimes.  Seriously, he's Alistair for crying out loud!  Sure, in school he's on the debate team, track, and is the head of Pink House Tutoring.  But outside of school (and inside as well) he is the Wearer of the Yellow Shoes.  Not only that, but this black-haired, brown-eyed Junior has decided to go blonde on us.  Well, not quite.  Now the top half of Alistair's hair is yellow and the rest is black.  So (in the words of him) he's not a whole "blonde God".  He's a Demi-God.  But really, people, once you meet him you can't help not being friends with Alistair.  Because if you're not then you will soon have the wrath of the Fashion-Gods upon you.

Having trouble remembering how to spell Alistair's name?  No problem!  Just use of on his many nicknames from the following list:

**Shoes**

**Hair**

**Big Al**

**Masta Debata**

**Frosty Frenchman**

**Chester T. Molester**

Alistair's Guide to Happiness: Laugh, have fun, be spontainious, and don't forget to keep an eye on your bookbag when eating lunch with Chilton and Mike.

Play "find the yellow shoes with Alistair" back on the Debate Page!

See the Previous Pages of the Moment
Amyworld- The official page of Amy, the smartest person in the whole gosh-darned universe!

And...
Smile's Page- Just who is that tetris-playing, ketchup-loving Freshman?  Click to find out!

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