It's a Calcualtor, it's a button-necklace thing, it's Smiles!

Smiles to the rescue!  After all, who else is better fitted to saving the day than our own Superhero-wannabe Freshman!  (who also goes by the name Elizabeth when around unuspecting mortals and classmates).
What exactly does it take to be "Smiles"?  A lot of practice for one thing.  And an uncontrolable desire to play Tetris on a certain Junior's calculator...

To Smile, or not to Smile?

Smiles is a young, giddy, excitable, happy-go-lucky, oh-my-gosh-it's-a-calculator Highschooler whose increadable ability to quickly and efficiently arange her facial features has earned her that memoriable nickname.  In her natural environment, she is often found hanging around "the wall" with people such as Amy (the smartest person in the whole gosh-darned universe), Daniel, Regan, and Alistair (official Masta Debata and wearer of the yellow shoes).  While jumping back and forth between her social life and history lessons with Nordie, Smiles continues her quest for the meaning of ketchup in a packet (prefferably from a fast-food place) and is presently starting her own Monty Python Club as well.
**If anyone would like to bring The Amazing Smiles an offering, please leave either a platter of ketchup or a new calculator game in locker number two and run quickly.  Thank you.**

There's a lot that goes into being a true Smiles.... you can just ask... well, Smiles!  There are many qualities you must have in order to earn this always-respectable title (forger "Tiger" or "The Master").  Here are just a few:

**Must be able to suddenly materialize out of thin air in order to sneak up on and talk to others.

**Must be knowlageable of all calculator games ever created and must have an unshakable fascination with Tetris.

**Must be fascinated by the following foods: Frosties and ketchup in a packet.

If you fit all of the previous groups, congradulations!  You are now Smileite!  Fly with the eagles!

Smiles' Lesson of the Day: Smiles likes ketchup.  Ketchup does not make a mess when slurped out of the packet.  Cleanliness is next to Godliness.  Coincidence?  We think not.

Smiles loves computer and calculator games.  To play, you can go to Yahoo Games!

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