Amy- The Smartest Person in the Whole Gosh-Darned Universe!

Hello, and welcome to The Amy Page, dedicated to Amy, the smartest person in the whole gosh-darned universe!  Feel special, because under normal circumstances, only certain people would be able to meet this amazing, multi-tallented, so-smart-you-want-to-whack-yourself-with-a-SAT-booklet high school junior.

A few of Amy's Sidekicks:

Meet Amy, also known as "Happy Backpack Girl".  Amy's occupation is being really really smart, and as a result has become a legend in Dr. Horton's European history class.  When she is not soaking up new knowlage through osmosis, Amy goes to Porter Gaud School.  Or does she?  We on the WHATSP (Who the Heck Are These Smart People) Team have discovered that Amy does in fact have her own secret labratory, space ship, and Dairy Queen at home.  However, we have reason to believe that Amy continues to go to school even as she breaks down the scientific formula of cottage cheese.  (Amy also is famous worldwide for playing the violin in places such as the USA, Germany, and her bedroom.)

Amy has several followers and companions along her journey to becoming the smartest person in the whole darned universe.... here's just a few associated with this webpage:

Smiles- a.k.a. Elizabeth.  You know her.  The one who always smiles.  And plays that Six Sence Guessing Game.  Watch out for  your games calculaters around her....

Daniel- is responsible for making fun of those who dare to cross the path of Amy.

Regan- the creater of this webpage and satiric documentor of all things funny.

Amy's Question of the Week to Ponder: Can cottage cheese ever taste good with bananas?

Comming soon:  take a trip to AmyWorld 2000!

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