Doughnutopia

To not eat playdoh is to deny one's own nature.

Safety pins aren't nearly as safe as they claim.

Why are small chocolates "fun size" when in fact it would be more fun to eat a big one?

You find large sheets of bubble wrap, but yet I find it impossible to wrap bubbles.

Who on earth had the original idea of squeezing the pink things on that cow and drinking whatever came out?

Is there such a thing as a serial suicide bomber?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If a president attempted suicide would it be considered an assassination attempt?

If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but on the cellular level I'm really quite busy

If a book about failures didn't sell, is it a success?

I would become a policeman for the sole reason of being able to tell a mime he has the right to remain silent.

If two sets of identical twins married, would their children be identical?

If air was heavier than water, we could swim in it and it would never rain!

If cats always land on their feet, we could theoretically strap two cats back to back, forcing them to hover and rotate indefinitely.

Dropping a penny from the Eiffel tower could kill somebody. Dropping somebody from the tower would do nothing to a penny.

If she sells sea shells on the sea shore, why don't the people realise they could get them for free from the sea shore itself?

If a genie were asked "I wish for you not to answer this wish" then what would they do?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If red was, like, blue, then what colour would purple be?

How do we know the sky isn't a reflection of the sea?

If the spider's duty in life is to catch flies, is the fly's duty to be eaten by a spider?

If two sheep rubbed together, would they get static cling?

If the answer is in the question, doesn't the question answer itself?

If you say something is indescribable, aren't you describing it?

If a truck was loaded with helium, would it be lighter than if it were empty? If so, would it get better mileage?

Why are names like Joey, Billy and Freddy short for Joe Bill and Fred when they are in fact longer?

I'm sweatier than i'd like to be, but aren't we all?

Did Noah have woodworm on the ark? If so, where were they kept?

We get money from bank "branches", so why do we say it doesn't grow on trees?

If you know sign language is it still impolite to talk with your mouth full?

If lightning strikes the ocean, why aren't all the fish electrocuted?

If you flew from East to West, could you eventually go back more than 24 hours?

If a raisin is a dried grape, would soaking it in water make it turn back?

If a person named William joined the army, would they worry when the order was to 'fire at Will'?

Why do they call it ducking when they also say you can be a 'sitting duck'?

If anything's possible, is it possible that nothing's possible?

The sight of a bald eagle is beautiful to the modern camper. The sight of a bald camper does nothing for the modern eagle.

Americans throw rice at weddings. To be fair, why don't the Chinese throw hamburgers?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If you take an oriental person and spin him a few times, does he become disoriented?

This sentence is a lie.

What does the name "Polo" mean? Could it be that they are in fact Pole-O's? If so, what happened to the pole?

Where did "houseflies" and "housespiders" live before there were houses? Did they build their own?

In theory, could we engineer a cotton plant to make wool instead? Would the plant wander around bleating and eating grass?

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