One time i was chasin my dog around the house and i accidentally slipped in its pee.
-P.diddy
I was running through my mom's house acting like a maniac with my arms in the air and just acting weird when my mom says to me ,"You're a freak! F-R-E-A-K!" and I replied to her, "no mom! I'm a dork! D-O-R-C!"
-GamerGirl105
One day I went shopping at a supermarket in Castro Valley. On my way to get a shopping cart, I saw an old guy wearing a park ranger uniform type thing. Well anyway, I thought he was passing out the shopping carts, so when he got a cart I proceeded to grab it from him. Instead of giving it to me, he held onto it tightly and just gave me a smile without telling me that it was his. Finally, I understood what his lame ass smile meant and just gave out a slight laugh and appologised. But yeah, I was embarrassed, and my mom didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I guess the moral of this true story is that one, people in Castro Valley need to talk and not smile, and secondly, I proved once and for all that I'm the biggest dork on the planet!! Muahahaha
-Monkie D.