"The time of the gerbils is at hand" - BiRockerGuy
"What if people who worship trees are right?"
"Hey what the frizicle
My friend named Bob, he's a pickle
and just found a cool nickle
I'll trade it for a 'cicle"
"My monkey's claw agains your bunniee's claw, who would win? The monkey scratches first, the bunniee quickly defends and bitch slaps the monkey. The monkey grabs the bunniee around the waist and ass rapes him...... my monkey wins! If your bunniee would like to callenge my monkey, then just drop by at my monkey's pimp shack to fight" - Monkie D.
"Where has my sanity gone?
Up your ass?
Naw, i don't think i ever had sanity....
ever since this one time, at band camp
when i fell off the steps to my cabin
Can you say ouch?
i can say 'The magic bean says i'm special'
But you're not special.
Cuz the magic bean is coinciding with my voices.
And they don't like you, or your friends.
Drugs are not your friends, stay away from them.
Only hang with Towlie, he's tight.
If he asks you, 'You wanna get high?' you should say, 'Hell yeah!' and go off getting lit with a towel."
"Is dat yor peenoot?"
"All your dorks belong to us!" - MonkieD
"What's taters?
Po-Ta-Toes!" - MonkieD & GamerGirl105
"If i was ever hit by a cow, i'd be traumatized for life"-OtterPopStar
"i have UP History" - BamBam
"I have yet to see a minority that gay" - OPPa