Note: This page is intended as satire only - if you cannot take a joke, then leave this page.   Some of you may read these items, and then want to yell at me about the jokes, etc.   Please click here, and consider this item before sending me any e-mail which criticizes my jokes.......

Anyway.....I showed the site to my cats.   And they enjoyed it.   So be like them, and laugh it up!!!

This humor was last updated on 1 March 2003.

Humor about everyone:

Folks from this area know that the IUP teams were known for decades as the "INDIANS".   Certain Native-American groups have pushed for a change of name, and replacing our dancing-Indian-chief with a new mascot.   Our new mascot is a bear.......but their graphic is kinda lame.   In my opinion, it doesn't reflect Western Pennsylvania very well.......take a look and see:

I'd therefore like to recommend the graphic of this western-PA bear as the new IUP mascot.   (Did anyone notice that this bear wears orange T-shirts and red suspenders?   Doesn't remind you of anyone you know, does it?????)

I have known IUP since the 1970s - and that is the main reason that The IUP Computer Science Department did not want me to star in the movie "The Castaway"

IUP demonstrates how they respond to the request for "extra" help from a disabled student in a wheelchair.   (I don't see this solution discussed in the Americans with Disabilities Act........)

Does IUP really treat their disabled students and employees fairly??   Here is a hint.........

IUP administrators claim that no discrimination exists on campus.   Therefore, here is a new medicine that is made especially for their symptoms........

Speaking of jokes - there is a new section of jokes about IUP faculty here at this site!   Joke were last updated on 18 August, 2002.

Gary Buterbaugh is planning to retire, and has already endorsed a book!   (Some would claim that this item belongs below in the section for Gary......but I've left the item here due to the use of this book by so many members of the Computer Science Department!)   Don't think that CompSci faculty need the book?   Then take a look at the wife of the new CompSci chairperson!

For those of you with no experience in "Spanking the Monkey", here is a video that may help.

Just be careful, since that kind of behavior can have impacts on your eyesight!

Due to all of the inherent stupidity in the IUP Computer Science Department, I don't advise many folks to take that major at IUP.   In fact, I learned this summer that my son was allergic to horses (this is absolutely true!), so he will not be able to attend IUP.   (This is due to all of the "horse's-asses" that he would have to deal with at IUP!)

I advised other folks not to attend IUP, and here is one of my favorite thank you notes from a celebrity.

Some of the CompSci faculty have become famous for their lack of ambition.   In fact, they were even a subject on the Family Feud TV Show!!   The question to the contestants was, "Who is the most useless professor in the IUP Computer Science Department?"

Is the IUP CompSci curriculum really this bad????   Well.....why don't you read the review in TIME MAGAZINE?

Readers may be familiar with the traditional logo on computers containing Intel chips.   But does anyone recall the special emblem made for computers sold to the IUP Computer Science Department???

More humor about IUP faculty exists on my other web site at TRIPOD.

Here is a link to more humor on the Computer Science Department at IUP.

IUP Computer Science Department has changed chairpersons.   The former chair is Gary Buterbaugh, and the new chair is Jim Wolfe.   I thought that it would be appropriate to do a joke or two about the transition:

Many believe that it takes a lack of common sense to be the chairperson.   Therefore, I begin to wonder how a new person is able to prove that they are "Full-of-shit-enough" (or would that be "Full-of-enough-shit?") to become the chairperson.   This is how Jim Wolfe may have passed the test.

I have heard that Jim Wolfe might become upset because I have posted some satire claiming that he is full of shit.   Apparently, he believes that he does not have this problem.   Well......that is a nice dream......   Now let's try some reality!

With Austin Powers being a popular set of movies lately, I began to wonder how this CompSci department would emulate the characters in these movies.   I found it a little scary to think about.   Take a look at this example, and see if you agree......

Humor about Dr. Gary L. Buterbaugh:

Due to his many, many years of contribution to the field......I felt that it was only fair to give Gary Buterbaugh some recognition.   Dr. Buterbaugh is therefore recognized as the first person to be granted this new award.......   My congratulations to Gary for truly deserving the award that he has been given.

Does anyone notice that Gary Buterbaugh is messed up, and wonder what kind of a family he came from to be acting like this?   Well..... this family album that he did years ago for high school might explain a lot of things.   (He *DOES* kind of resemble his Uncle Marky, doesn't he????)

A friend of mine from the Netherlands was kind enough to put the family album of Gary's friends and family to music.   Enjoy the tune and the photos.......

Gary Buterbaugh has declared a gay lifestyle - so he dreams about seeing men pull down their pants.   Consider this as my way of fulfilling his fantasy......[grin]

Of course, animals might like to have some of the fun, too.

I mentioned in the section above that Gary has endorsed a book.   Let's just not forget that he is also a famous author in his own right as well!

Some folks may be familiar with web sites that you can send your photo to, and let other people rate your appearance.   One of these sites is called HOT OR NOT.   Gary submitted his photo to this site recently, and here is an example of the results.

Not everyone reacts well when they learn that Gary is gay.   For example, this comment was sent in my Eric Estrada from the old "CHIPS" TV series.....

But sometimes, I wonder about Eric Estrada.   How can he be so sure that Gary is gay?

I guess that Gary's sexual preference is kinda obvious to people.......   I mean, folks were able to tell the difference even when Gary took his "Wild West" vacation.

Gary claims to be into sports, but he is no athelete.   Whatever you do, please don't take Gary golfing.   You see, when he does not do well at golf, he gets really pissed.   I MEAN IT.....HE REALLY GETS PISSED!

Gary Buterbaugh also happens to claim to be a "born-again" Christian?   Therefore, he doesn't forget that cleanliness is next to godliness......

Of course, Gary considers himself to be somewhat of a "superhero for God".   So I have gotten a photo of him embarking on this ministry.....

However, those of us who know Gary well might consider this photo to be more descriptive of his career......

I'm a little confused, personally, as to how Dr. Buterbaugh can claim to be "GAY" and "CHRISTIAN" at the same time.   Perhaps Gary should go to confession, and tell one of the Church's officers about it.  But who would have the patience and character to be able to listen to all of his sins?

When Gary goes to the store for food, can anyone guess what his favorite beverage is?   It is pretty obvious if you ask me.

Does anyone know what Gary's favorite vacation spot happens to be?   This is also kinda obvious......

In his younger days, Gary was a big-game hunter.   Very few folks have visited his trophy room, however.

Male students (and their fathers) need to find ways to yell at Gary without getting "too graphic"

IUP is constantly trying to get new students to attend the University.   But it should be noted that IUP's administration does NOT endorse these efforts to meet new men by Gary Buterbaugh.

This item is for the fans of South Park.   When Gary Buterbaugh retires from IUP, he may seek a job in television.   How about replacing Mr. Hanky?   Same behavior, same mannerisms, a star is born!   By the way, I asked the South Park folks about Gary's try-out for the show, and they said, "He wants too much money for doing the job of a piece of shit!"   Oh.....I'm sorry......that quote was actually from Dr. John Eck - the Dean of Natural Sciences and Mathematics, and Gary's last boss at IUP!   (Pardon my confusion.)

Would anyone like to see the above as a movie with sound?   Try this:

Gary has also applied to be a web page consultant.   This is one store that he wants to work for.   Why am I not surprised?

Gary should know that if/when he applies for another job, there is already a great animated graphic that he can use on his resume.

Maybe the "NEW JOB" thing is a bad idea.   Maybe Gary should just retire, and get a hobby that he can enjoy.

Here is a link to more humor about Gary Buterbaugh.

Humor about James L. Wolfe:

Does Jim Wolfe have a good reputation with the women?   I don't think so!   But don't take my word for it......   Here is a statement from Anna Kournikova!

Do you remember the doctor's exam where you turn your head and cough?   Jim's doctor has to hunt a little longer to perform that test.

This "small" problem is why Jim Wolfe does not visit many prostitutes.......

Unfortunately, Jim has more sexual problems than one.

Jim Wolfe was arrested when he was younger.   Here is a copy of the newspaper article about the arrest.

If you think that the above is a hoax, then take a look at the real current picture of James Wolfe!   (This comes from his own web page!)

Before he met his wife, Jim tried a computer dating service.

Jim took the advice of the computer dating service, which explains why he used to get a lot more exercise when he was single.

I hope that Jim is careful, though.   That kind of behavior can have impacts on your eyesight!

Eventually Jim Wolfe got married.   Unfortunately, both Jim and Laurie were disappointed on their honeymoon night........

As a married man, Jim Wolfe learns that sometimes a man has to let his wife know that he still finds her body to be exciting.......

Jim Wolfe will claim that he is the toughest professors on campus.   And that may be true, since he is not afraid to threaten people, even if they are the "TOUGH" disabled students!   Some of Jim Wolfe's training may have even come from the American Nazi Party.   At least one of Jim's students have tried to complain.

For those that like the above joke - here is a graphic that I'm sure will often fill the dreams of Jim at night.   Getting to watch the Army of CompSci freshmen pass in review for him as all-powerful chairperson........   ALL HAIL TO THE FUHRER!

Jim Wolfe had several jobs prior to working at IUP.   But here is an example of a job that he was fired from early in his career because of his lack of sensitivity.   (At least this type of training came in handy for counseling some of this students at IUP.......)

Check out the Post Office's attempt to circulate commemorative stamps in honor of IUP faculty.   Buyers would need to spit on the stamp, and stick it onto their letters.   Unfortunately, this project failed, because the IUP students who bought the stamps kept spitting on the wrong side of the stamp, even with the warning at the bottom.   [grin]

Here is a link to more humor about Jim Wolfe.

Humor about H. Mary Micco:

Mary has met some famous people in her life.....

Some of you might remember this sign by Mary's home.

There are only so many sections of the CO101 course open.   Sometimes, police need to be called in to handle riots.

Here is the reason that Mary Micco would not want me to star in the movie "The Castaway".

Speaking of movies, those of you who have seen The Twilight Zone might remember part of Dr. Micco's screen test.

Mary also made an appearance on Star Trek.

Did anyone ever mention that Dr. Micco was SHORT?

Here is a link to more humor about Mary Micco.

Humor about Tom Cunningham:

Mrs Cunningham is sighted at the IUP Swimming Pool just before she retires........

Now that Tom is retired, he is looking at other sources of income.   But there are distinct jobs that he and his family members would be better off leaving alone.......

Here is a link to more humor about Tom Cunningham.

Humor about John A. Cross:

I'm still working on material for this section.   But I was reminded recently that I have never published my old nick-name for Dr. Cross.   So here is one for y'all to think about.......   We used to call him "Lou D." Cross.   Don't get it??????   Just say "Lou D. Cross" to yourself, REAL SLOW.   ("Ludicrous"....get it? [grin])   Still don't get it?   Just take him for a course.....and it will be more obvious.

Some of my friends have looked at my other humor site at TRIPOD, and had a good laugh regarding the most common work-related injury at the IUP CompSci department.   (Cranial-rectal inversion! Yeah!)   Did any of you know that the model for that photo was John Cross??   Do you find that hard to believe?   OK.....   Here is proof!

IUP faculty are expected to travel occassionally, and to study other people in other cultures as part of a self-improvement program.   During one such trip, "Lou D." got to interview the Pope.   It was an experience that I'm sure neither one of them will soon forget.....

You have seen above that a common joke with Gary Buterbaugh is to talk about "spanking the monkey".   Well....in John's case, we asked him if he ever "choked the chicken".   You may be horrified at his answer!

Readers may be familiar with my discussion of John Cross' early experimentation with drugs that is discussed on my Tripod humor site.   But few people knew that he experimented in the deep south with his relatives before moving to Indiana.

John tried other careers before teaching at IUP.   In his early days in Indiana, PA - John tried being an inventor.   Here is one example of why Dr. Cross left inventing behind.........

Here is another example of a "Lou D. Cross" invention............

Version two of the invention above............

When drugs did not work for John, he and others in the department considered ways that they could become rough, tough role models for the students.........

John (Lou D.) has stated that he may retire soon from teaching.   So he may need to locate another job for extra income.   He might want to try a job in TV cartoons, just like I recommended for Dr. Buterbaugh!

Here is a link to more humor about John Cross.

Humor about Dr. Bill Oblitey:

Changes at IUP affect Bill Oblitey, too.

Meet Bill's first girlfriend in Africa.   Bill left her behind when he came to America.   [sigh.....]

Here is a link to more humor about Bill Oblitey.

That's all I have on this page........bye-bye for now!