The Hell House
First Season
The Hell House Written by Emily Palmieri Idea by Kelly Nelson Credits Nick: Bob Kyle: Fred Kelly: Leha Kenneth: Fred II Emily: It, Deer Clarissa: Just There, Someone C: I NARRATOR: On a cold foggy Thanksgiving Day, five kids were stuck in a huge house in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do. FRED: I'm extremely bored. LEHA: We should make a movie. IT: About what? LEHA: I don't know. BOB: It's time to eat even though you're fat enough. (Everyone runs upstairs. Instead of turkey there's a deer.) FRED II: What happed to the turkey and stuff? BOB: It's deer day. Skin it and eat, RIGHT NOW! FRED II: I want turkey!!!! SOMEONE: Just eat it! Just eat it! Eat it! FRED II: You suck. LEHA: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me, boy?! SOMEONE: Just eat it! Just eat it! Eat it! FRED: Why is everyone repeating themselves so much? BOB: Dunno. FRED: Let's go play ping pong. EVERYONE ELSE ACCEPT JUST THERE: Okay. C: II (In the ping pong room, everyone except Fred II and Just There play ping pong.) FRED: What's the score? LEHA: What's the score? BOB: What's the score? IT: What's the score? FRED II: I don't know. SOMEONE: 3, 9 FRED II: You suck. (Leha looks in the mirror and screams.) LEHA: Now there two of me. What's next? I'll just cover my face with this ping pong paddle. (Grabs a ping pong paddle and puts it up to her face. Runs away to TV room.) IT: Look, there's two of me too! (Bob steps in front of mirror and screams.) BOB: This room is freakin' me out! (Everyone runs out of the room screaming. Just There stands in front of doorway with a weird expression on her face.) C: 3 (In the kitchen everyone stands around and stares at the deer.) PARENTS: Do the dishes, allaya! LEHA: HUH!? PARENTS: YOU HEARD ME! BOB: You mean this spoon. (Picks up spoon out of the sink.) PARENTS: YES! CLEAN IT! (Everyone except Just there and It clean the spoon. FRED: Let's go play ping pong. LEHA: With the freaky mirror? FRED: Yes. LEHA: Okay. (Everyone goes downstairs to the living room. There is a noise and Someone in a sheet is walking around wailing.) BOB: Oh goodness me. (Bored voice.) LEHA: What? What? You're supposed to say OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED: What are you doing under a sheet Just There? SOMEONE: I ain't Just There. (Pulls off sheet and nothing is there.) (Everyone screams and runs past Someone into the ping pong table room and shuts the door behind them.) FRED: Let's play ping pong. LEHA: Let's not. C: 4 (Everyone [including Just there] is out by the trampoline.) FRED II: ME FIRST!!! (Jumps on the trampoline.) FRED: Don't you realize that we are not taking the crisis at this house seriously? BOB: Yeah. FRED: Don't you think we should do something about it before it turns into the Blair Witch Project? LEHA: That would be cool. FRED II: Let's just jump okay? BOB: I'M GOING ON!!!! (Jumps on trampoline and tackles Fred II.) SOMEONE: I'm going first. FRED II: You suck. (Bob pretends to fall off, hits his head, and dies. Everyone except Just There screams and runs in circles. Then everyone runs in the house and hides.) BOB: Hey! I was just kidding! FRED II: Shucks. (The sheet appears from out of nowhere, comes around behind Bob, and sucks him into his sheet. Everyone screams again and runs in circles. Fred II runs into Leha. It trips over them and falls, and Fred runs into the sheets foot, falls through the sheet, and lands on top of everyone. This impact causes the sheet to fall on everyone else. Just There has another weird expression on her face.) C: 5 (Everyone sits around the table in the kitchen.) FRED: Bob is dead. Now this is getting serious. LEHA: Well, no one cared about Bob in the first place. IT: Where do we sleep!!!!??? How on earth will we survive!!!!??? Where are all the parents!!!?? FRED II: Who cares! Let's eat pie. FRED: Let's play.... LEHA: NO!!!!!!! (Fred gets the pie and sets it on the table.) LEHA: There's a piece missing. FRED II: Do you count the pieces of pie each time someone eats one? LEHA: Yes, but who cares. EVERYONE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED: So what do we do? FRED II: Eat. (Everyone eats the pie. The deer is still sitting on the table.) FRED: Don't you think it's time we get rid of the deer? (Everyone takes it outside and it gallops off.) SOMEONE: Why did you release my deer!? FRED II: You suck. SOMEONE: SHUT UP!!!!! (The sheet sucks Fred II into itself.) LEHA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU FRED II!!!!!!! SOMEONE: Now I'm going to get rid of you all. LEHA: What? I'll sue. SOMEONE: Shut up! LEHA: RUN!!!!! (Everyone runs downstairs to the living room.) LEHA: (Pokes head out from the stairs.) I hate you! You ate our pie!!!! C: 6 (Downstairs in the living room.) FRED: Okay, now this is really serious. It took my brother, Fred II. LEHA: I don't care about him he's just my stupid brother. FRED: Well, at least I care about him a little. IT: I have a feeling I know who it is. LEHA: Who? Your not going to blame me are you? IT: No, I'm going to blame Gizmo, my dog, or there's Just There. LEHA: She is suspicious isn't she, but how could she do it? She just stands there with that weird look on her face every time we are being chased. IT: It's a look that says we are crazy. FRED: So. LEHA: She's suspicious that what it means. FRED: Let's..... LEHA: Haven't you said that line enough? FRED: I was going to say we should play Oddworld. LEHA: We are in a crisis and until we can solve it we are not playing any more games. SOMEONE: Oddworld's fun. FRED: You suck! LEHA: What? That's you brothers line. FRED: To bad it's mine now! (The sheet appears.) LEHA: I oughtta slap you. FRED: Yeah, and I'll kick you. (The sheet sucks Fred into itself.) LEHA: FRED! Oh, well. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha and It run out of the room to the outside.) C: 7 (Outside in the cold.) LEHA: How did we all the sudden get these coats on? IT: Dunno. LEHA: We are the last of our group. What do we do? IT: Dunno. LEHA: Is that all you can say? IT: Dunno. LEHA: Well, I'm going back inside. IT: Okay, I'll follow you. LEHA: Fine. (They go back into the house and stand around and wait for something to happen.) LEHA: Are we just going to wait to die? IT: Sure why not? LEHA: I wonder where everyone goes. If they were all still inside of that sheet that ghost would be pretty fat by now. IT: Let's play Oddworld since we have nothing better to do. (It and Leha play Oddworld. Then, the lights go out. They continue to play. The lights flicker. They continue to play.) SOMEONE: Can't you see this? LEHA: You suck! IT: Shut up. (They continue to play Oddworld. The playstation goes off.) IT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GAME!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE: There I got your attention. (Someone sucks It into the sheet.) LEHA: IT? IT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha runs for her life. Runs into a wall. Runs up the stairs and to the kitchen again.) C: 8 (In the kitchen.) LEHA: Now what? ...I know. (Looks around.) LEHA: I'm talking to myself and that's not right. Oh, yeah there's a camera man in front of me. DUH! (Someone sneaks up and sucks her into the sheet.) C: 9 (Leha was just still in the kitchen but the sheet was in front of her. She heard a toilet flush and the sheet crumpled down to the floor. Leha runs upstairs to see what it was. By the bathroom upstairs was all her comrades in a line in front of the bathroom.) LEHA: What the hell are you doing up here!!!!!!! FRED: There's was a line and Bob wouldn't get off the can. BOB: Let's go play Driver. (Everyone goes downstair to play Driver. The lights go off. They play. They flicker. They play. The playstation turns off.) FRED: I'M GOING TO HIRE A PSYCHIC!!! YOU STUPID GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END
The Hell House II By Emily Palmieri Original Idea by Kelly Nelson Edited By Clarissa Palmieri Credits Leha, Fred, Fred II, Bob, It, Just There, Dead, Narrorator, Parent Clarissa, Kyle, Kelly, Kenneth, Emily, Nick C: 1 ___________________________________________ NARRORATOR: It was a few days before Christmas and nothing could be heard. But you could yet again hear the moans of our bored characters once again. (Downstairs in the living room.) FRED: I'm extremely bored. LEHA: You're not going to suggest we play ping pong are you. FRED: No. BOB: It's time to eat you fat plops of crap. LEHA: What could it be this time? EVERYONE (Except Just There and Dead): FOOD!!!!! ___________________________________________ (Upstairs in the dinning room there is a plate of scraps.) FRED II: What's this? I want a holiday ham. BOB: Eat. Someone won't say a word. FRED II: Are you sure? BOB: Yes, the psychic got rid of Someone. Don't you remember Fred got a psychic? FRED II: Well, I still want a ham. (Parent walks in.) PARENT: EAT YOU FOO NOW!!!!! LEHA: Fred, say something. FRED: Let's go play...... LEHA: Okay. (Everyone goes downstairs.) C: 2 ___________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room.) FRED: Let's..... LEHA: No. FRED: But.... LEHA: No. FRED: I'm.... LEHA: I don't care. FRED: I'm extremely bored. LEHA: Fine. FRED: We ca..... LEHA: Yes. (Toilet flushes and Fred II walks out.) FRED II: What? FRED: Let's play jail. BOB: Yeah. C: 3 ___________________________________________ (Everyone is still downstairs. It and Leha are standing outside of the door while Fred, Fred II, and Bob are inside of the room. This is the room that they are playing jail in.) LEHA: You feel something It? IT: I think there up to something. DEAD: I heard them. (The door opens a little.) FRED II: You suck! (The door closes again. A light shines on the wall.) LEHA: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha and It bang on the door.) LEHA AND IT: WE WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The door opens and Leha and It fall in. The door closes. Just There has a weird expression on her face.) C: 4 ___________________________________________ (Everyone sits in the dark on the floor.) FRED: What did you guys see? IT: I didn't see a thing. I just forgot I left something in here. (It reaches under the bed and holds out a diskman.) LEHA: There was a ball of light against the wall and it looked like..... like...... a ball of light against the wall. FRED II: It was Someone I tell you! SOMEONE!!!!!!!! BOB: No, Someone goes around with that sheet all the time. You never see Someone without it. LEHA: Had a head shaped like a broom once. FRED: Let's not stick with memories. We have to go out of this room and see if we can see who or what it is. Who volunteers? FRED II: BOB!!!! IT: BOB!!!!! LEAH: BOB!!!!! FRED: Thank you for volunteering Bob. Now all you have to do is stick your head out of the door and see what it is. BOB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Everyone pushes Bob to the door as he screams.) ___________________________________________ (Bob sticks his head out of the door looks at the camera and screams. The door closes.) ___________________________________________ (Bob sits down again like nothing happened.) LEHA: Was it that bad? BOB: No. FRED: What did you see? BOB: A camera man and a light. FRED II: Cool. C: 5 (Everyone is sitting in the room that they played jail in.) FRED: Now we need another volunteer to go see if the ghost is a killer or not. IT: BOB!!!! LEHA: BOB!!!!!! FRED II: BOB!!!!!!!!!!! FRED: No, we need another volunteer like Fred II. FRED II: But.... FRED: Thank you for volunteering Fred II. FRED II: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Everyone shoves Fred II out the door.) _________________________________________ (Fred II looks at the camera and screams.) _________________________________________ (Fred sits in front of the door while everyone passes around a flashlight, shines it in front of there face, and screams. The screams of Fred II can be heard in the back round.) C: 6 ____________________________________________ (The screaming has stopped after 10 seconds. Everyone sits quietly in the room.) FRED: Now we must go check up and see how Fred II is doing. LEHA: This is going to be fun. ____________________________________________ (Everyone steps outside of the room and look down to see Fred II laying down. Fred is checking his pulse.) LEHA: Is he alive? FRED: Yes but just since I haven't fed the deer in a couple of days I think I'll give Fred II to them. LEHA: This is a good show. C: 7 ____________________________________________ (Everyone watches including Just There as the deer walks up to Fred II laying on the ground and hides him from view with it's fur. Fred II screams.) ____________________________________________ (The deer runs away in panic from the scream and Fred II is gone.) C: 8 ____________________________________________ LEHA: Do you think Fred II is dead. FRED: Where else do you think he went? FRED II: I'm right here! See me! LEHA: It's the ghost!! BOB: To high pitch to be the ghost. DEAD: My name is Dead! BOB: Now that was the ghost! DEAD: DEAD!!!! LEHA: His name is Dead get it in your thick head Bob. FRED II: Fine if you won't listen to me I'll go watch TV. (The TV turns on.) LEHA: THERE'S TWO GHOSTS!!!!!! SOMEONE: THREE!!!! LEHA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha locks herself in the bathroom everyone else goes into the jail room.) _____________________________________________ LEHA: Jeeze I did see Fred II. Can't he take a joke? (Leha sits on the floor.) LEHA: And here I go talking to this camera again! C: 9 (Leha is still sitting on the floor of the bathroom) FRED: LEHA COME INTO THIS ROOM IN HERE QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEHA: AH!! Oh, OKAY!! FRED: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEHA: I SAID OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____________________________________________ (Leha opens up the door and screams until she enters the jail room.) ____________________________________________ (Leha enters the room and sits down.) LEHA: Can we turn on a light. FRED: No. LEHA: Why not? FRED: Because. LEHA: Why. FRED: Just because now shut up! IT: Now Fred II is really going to die. LEHA: You think we can try feeding him to the deer again? FRED: We have something much more important than that now. We have to figure out a way to end this show. FOR GOOD!!!!! LEHA: Darn. BOB: Can't you just say "I'm going to hire a psychic again?" FRED: I'm going to hire a psychic............. No the camera is still rolling. IT: I have an idea. LEHA: What. IT: Have any of you ever heard of that ghost story about that lady that gets 20,000,000 dollars and is forced to build and rebuild her home or she will be killed by a ghost? LEHA: No. IT: Well, if we could set up some traps that lead to the portal of the dead then we would never hear of them again. FRED: What dose that ghost story have to with anything? IT: I don't know I just thought I'd mention it. LEHA: Cool, how do we do it. FRED: I know what your saying It. First, we need a distraction which we have. Then, I know the mechanics of this trap so I can make it. IT: It'll work. C: 10 ___________________________________________ (Upstair in the bathroom.) FRED: See first you connect this electron to this electron then the nucellus will explode causing particles to fly everywhere which will activate an electron microscope to Jupiter. LEHA: What? FRED: See first....... BOB: Say it in English Fred or don't say it at all. FRED: Okay. Who is going to try it out? I've made two so which two of you will do it. BOB: I've already done one of your experiments and I don't even know what you just said. FRED: Well let's just say that I'm going to launch the ghosts to Jupiter. BOB: I don't want to go there!!!!!!! FRED: Well, that leaves It and Leha. LEHA: What about Just There? __________________________________________ (Just There stands in the doorway with a weird look on her face.) __________________________________________ FRED: She's Just There. Leha you go first. (Leha steps in front of the sink.) FRED: Make the sink magic. Make water appear. (Leha turns on the faucet.) ___________________________________________ (Leha is sitting on the TV downstairs. Fred II is sitting on the couch turned away from the TV.) FRED II: You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck. DEAD: Shut up and look at my beautiful light on the wall. SOMEONE: I'm warning you!!!!!! LEHA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha gets up and starts to run for the stairs. She is stopped by Someone who sucks her in the sheet. She steps out. The sheet sucks her in. She steps out. This continues.) C: 11 __________________________________________ (Back in the bathroom.) FRED: Your turn It. BOB: Make her drink the toilet water!!!!!!!! (Pause.) BOB: Okay you've made your point. FRED: Open up this box and think happy thoughts. IT: Okay I'll think of Bob drinking toilet water. (It opens the box.) __________________________________________ (It is outside. With the deer.) C: 12 ___________________________________________ (In the bathroom.) FRED: Okay Bob this isn't working. I can hear Leha and Fred II screaming downstairs and I have a feeling that It is still on earth. Let's just go outside. (Fred and Bob leave the room.) ___________________________________________ (Fred and Bob are in the kitchen.) PARENT: Where do you think your going? BOB: Outside. PARENT: Clean this spoon now!!!!!! (Parent holds up spoon.) BOB: Fine. (Fred and Bob clean the spoon and head for the door.) PARENT: Bring all you stupid friends outside too. All they do is scream. FRED: Okay. ____________________________________________ (Bob is on the stairs with the door the garage open.) BOB: GET OUTSIDE YOU STUPID FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@##$%^^&&** ____________________________________________ FRED: We need the move the deer. ____________________________________________ (Fred and Bob Guide the deer out of the yard. Everyone else is standing around and looking depressed. The deer runs away, trips, and falls.) C: 13 (Everyone is standing around the yard like there ready to battle. Just There has a weird look on her face.) FRED: Don't you ghosts ever go away. DEAD: No. FRED: Well, If you don't die then. We'll have a show down. Who ever is left standing wins. The first person to fall down gets to..... do something. (The sheet is laying on the ground. And the flash light, light is shining on the tree.) FRED: Ready..... Set..... LEHA: Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOB: What? You just ruined my big moment. LEHA: Too bad! I need to start the music. FRED II: Oh, yeah!! We have to play music while we kill each other!!!! IT: I remember that show. (Rollin starts to play.) FRED: Ready...... BOB: Set. Go. (Bob goes for the sheet and did sorta dancing with the sheet thing. Everyone accept Fred try punching the light on the tree. Fred runs over to the sheet and Bob and run into Bob just as he appears out of the sheet. He falls into the snow. Bob gets out of the sheet and turns off the flashlight he finds in the snow. Everyone comes over to the sheet. Fred II is running full force and tackles the sheet. The sheet falls to the ground. Everyone accept the people on the ground run in circles and panic because they don't know where the other ghost is. They pretend to get beat up. It falls down.) __________________________________________ (Everyone is still going in circles and getting beat up. The ghost in the sheet has disappeared. The deer comes through the gate and tackles Bob. Leha trips over the mess of people.) C: 14 ___________________________________________ (Everyone is still outside laying down. Just there has a weird look on her face.) DEAD: I win! You all suck! Where's my prize? LEHA: I can't give it to you. DEAD: Why not? LEHA: Well, for one thing I can't see you and another thing..... I CAN'T EVEN GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED: Let's go watch TV. LEHA: For once. That sounds like a good idea. ___________________________________________ (Downstairs in the TV room everyone is watching TV. The lights start to flicker. They watch. They turn off.) FRED II: Is it just me or is it harder to see in here? BOB: It's you. FRED II: Okay. (The TV turns off.) LEHA: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE... AGAIN YOU STUPID GHOSTS!!!!!!!
The Hell House III The 7th sense By Emily Palmieri Original Idea by Kelly Nelson Edited by Clarissa Palmieri Credits Nick, Clarissa, Emily, Kelly, Kenneth, Kyle Bob, Just There, Parent, Someone, Narrorator, It, Leha, Fred II, Fred C: 1 ___________________________________________ (In the living room.) NARRORATOR: We join the same group once again in the original house almost doing the original thing. Can you see what's different? BOB: I'm the "star"! I'm da man! I'm in! (Does a little dance.) FRED: Where's Fred II? LEHA: Do I have to keep telling you the same thing again? I've told you what happened at lease four times by now. Fred II is dead! BOB: Really? LEHA: Yes! BOB: Really, Really? LEHA: YES! BOB: Really, really, rea.... LEHA: YES! NOW SHUTUP!!!! (Pause.) IT: How did he die again? LEHA: GRRR you guys are impossible! He died in a tragic..... tragic paper cut accident..... (Sniffs.) _____________________________________________ (Flash back. Upstairs by the computer Fred has just touched Fred II's finger with a piece of paper.) FRED II: My finger! (Fred II falls down and dies. Everyone makes a circle around him and yell in a voice full of concern Bla repeatedly. After a few seconds everyone walks away like nothing happened.) ______________________________________________ (Back in the living room.) FRED: Oh, yeah. I remember it now like it was just yesterday. LEHA: It was just yesterday. BOB: It's time to eat. IT: How would you know? PARENT: (Yells down from the stairs.) It's time to eat you impolite children! (Everyone gets up and starts walking toward the stairs.) LEHA: Wonderful I wonder what it could be this time. BOB: Just to let you know Parent caught another deer. IT: Crap. C: 2 ___________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen the same deer as last time stands on the table with a basket of candy by it.) FRED: How did you know that? BOB: It's a conspiracy! (Shifts his eyes around.) PARENT: I'm going to force you guys to skin the deer this time. BOB: Isn't there anything else to eat than deer or table scraps? PARENT: That basket of candy is there for eating I hope you know. (Everyone takes a piece of candy out of the basket.) PARENT: You still have to skin the deer. BOB: No. PARENT: Don't you back sass me! FRED: Can't we just go outside a play? PARENT: Sure why not? (Everyone heads for the door accept Parent.) C: 3 ___________________________________________ (Outside by the trampoline.) LEHA: How come Bob get's special powers and I don't! BOB: Because I'm the..... "STAR"! (Does a dance.) (Fred II comes around the side of the house and jumps on the trampoline.) BOB: Hey it's Fred II. LEHA: What? Fred II is dead you thick headed........ Bob! BOB: No he's not. LEHA: Yes he is! FRED II: Look behind you Mrs. Brainless. (Bob laughs.) LEHA: Who you laughing at? BOB: You. LEHA: Oh now he's laughing for no reason. FRED II: Come jump Bob. BOB: Okay. (Jumps on trampoline.) LEHA: Now he's talking to thin air. Fred, you've got some brains don't you. FRED: Yes, and I'm going to use them to play ping pong. (Walks into the house.) LEHA: It? IT: Dunno. (Follows Fred into the house.) LEHA: (Looks at camera man.) Help? (The camera person walks toward the house.) C: 4 ___________________________________________ (Bob and Fred II sit on the trampoline facing each other.) FRED II: Why does everyone say I'm dead? BOB: Because you are. FRED II: I don't remember dying. BOB: You dyed of a tragic paper cut accident. FRED II: Huh? I never heard of paper cuts killing someone. I'd say your the one who's dead. Brain dead. When did this happen? BOB: Yesterday. FRED II: I don't remember getting a paper cut. BOB: Well, let's go inside. Everyone can tell you the truth there. FRED II: Okay but there not going to help much. C: 5 ____________________________________________ (The ping pong table room. Fred, It, Bob, and Leha are playing a ping pong tournament. Fred II stands behind Leha.) LEHA: How can you talk to thin air and I can't? It's not fair. BOB: I'm talking to Fred II. Turn around and take a look. LEHA: I think you are going crazy. FRED: I don't think he is, I thing you are. LEHA: What? Why? FRED: Well, um......... Bob couldn't be talking to Someone after visiting the psychic three times and Dead doesn't even live here. LEHA: Don't change the subject on me! FRED: Your just going to have to face the fact that we have another ghost in this house. LEHA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT: You should..... LEHA: No, there is nothing behind me. Quit trying to scare me because it's not working. FRED II: Turn around you fool! LEHA: I could have sworn I heard Fred II voice but that's impossible. Fred II is dead. HA HA HA. (Looks in the mirror.) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! It's the freaky mirror again! And it appears Fred II is behind me but he's dead. (Runs out of the room screaming.) FRED, BOB, AND IT: (Put the ping pong paddles on the table.) Good game. (Walk out of the room.) FRED II: Everyone is ignoring me! (Cries.) BOB: (Sticks head into the ping pong room.) I still care about you. Just not right now. C: 6 ___________________________________________ (Bob and the sheet stand in the living room downstairs.) BOB: Why do you try and suck us into that sheet of yours. SOMEONE: I am very hungry. BOB: You don't really eat us. You just suck us in and we come back out. SOMEONE: That is why I am always hungry. FRED II: You suck. SOMEONE: Still on that old line are you? FRED II: Yes. SOMEONE: One day when I find my favorite blanket I will suck you in and you will not come out!!! You can bet it will happen one day Fred II!!!!! LEHA: (Yells down the stairs) Bob is that all you? BOB: Yes, I mean no, I mean maybe, I mean....... LEHA: (Comes downstairs.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE WHAT ARE DOING HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!! BOB HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs back upstairs.) C: 7 ___________________________________________ (Upstairs at the kitchen table.) FRED: So Bob made Someone come back. LEHA: Yes! Don't you think my life is traumatizing enough Bob! BOB: No. (The deer moos.) LEHA: I hate you Bob. FRED: Did you drag Dead here too? BOB: No. (The deer moos.) FRED: That deer must be saying that your lying. Is this right? BOB: No. (The deer moos.) BOB: Alright I am lying. LEHA: So you do think my life is traumatizing enough? BOB: No. (The deer moos.) FRED: I think the deer is just mooing for the fun of it. LEHA: Well, we can't have him mooing through the whole conversation. BOB: Yes, we can. It builds dramatic tension. FRED: In movies like these you need lots of that. (The deer moos.) IT: Bob must have the power to talk to ghosts like in the 6th sense. LEHA: I want powers like that! I want to tell all the ghosts in this house that I want them out! IT: You have to admit he has been acting strange ever sense that one time. __________________________________________ (Flash back. In the backyard Bob falls to the ground.) __________________________________________ (Back in the kitchen.) IT: He was knocked out for about a split second. FRED: Good thinking It. (The deer moos.) C: 8 ___________________________________________ (In the backyard everyone stands around. Fred II is behind Leha.) IT: You should...... LEHA: It! There is nothing behind me so I have no reason to look. FRED: Well, you have to look back there some time. FRED II: Let's go jump on the....... LEHA: Fred II shut up. (Turns around.) Fred II where have you been all these years? FRED II: I've only been gone for a day. I was right behind you. LEHA: My goodness I would have never looked back there. You're so smart. FRED: Why did you fall down during the paper cut accident yesterday? FRED II: I still don't remember anything about a paper cut accident that happened to me. LEHA: Well, then..... what happened to you? FRED II: It was the foot touch foot accident where you thought I was dead. Don't you remember? __________________________________________ (Flash back. Upstairs by the computer. Leha steps on Fred II's foot.) FRED II: My foot! (Fred II falls down and dies. Everyone makes a circle around him and in a voice full of concern they say bla repeatedly. They after a few seconds they walk away like nothing happened.) __________________________________________ (Back in the back yard.) LEHA: Oh yeah. But there had to have been a paper cut accident. FRED II: There was. __________________________________________ (Flash back. Fred touches Leha on her finger with a piece of paper.) LEHA: My finger. (Leha falls to the floor and dies. Everyone makes a circle around her and say in a concerned voice bla repeatedly. After a few seconds they all walk away like nothing happened.) __________________________________________ (Back in the backyard.) FRED II: And then the same thing happened to you like it happened to me. Only that's a different story. LEHA: I'm so stupid. FRED: And brain dead. LEHA: Shut up! At lease I'm more bright then you are! I'm still confused. Did you fall down and pretend to die like I did? FRED II: Yes! I just love drawing attention to myself but after that everyone pretended like I wasn't there even when they knew I was there. FRED: Well, that's what you get for lying. Hopefully one day Bob will figure that out. BOB: Hey I never lie. FRED, IT, LEHA, and FRED II: B.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOB: Crap. FRED II: Now that, that is cleared up it's time for my favorite part of the show. The ending. C: 9 __________________________________________ FRED: Why is this movie called the 7th sense? BOB: Because I have 7 senses! LEHA: Yeah because he's the "star". FRED: What are these "seven senses"? BOB: Sight, hearing, touch, taste, smell, sensing ghosts, and what and when we are going to eat. __________________________________________ (Camera zooms in and out.) FRED II: Let's get rid of the deer. __________________________________________ (The deer is taken outside and just stands there.) FRED II: Run. (The deer stands there.) FRED II: Move. (The deer stands there.) FRED II: Open says me. LEHA: That is not a word to get something to move. FRED II: Oh. BOB: Someone is chasing you! RUN DEER RUN!!!!!!!!! (Everyone runs including the deer while mooing and screaming.) __________________________________________ (Just There stands with a weird expression on her face.) __________________________________________ (Back to everyone running and screaming and mooing.) PARENT: You kids are in trouble. THE END
The Hell House IV Bare It Witch Project By Emily Palmieri Original Idea By Kelly Nelson Edited by Clarissa Palmieri Credits Clarissa, Emily, Nick, Kelly, Kenneth Narrorator, It, Bob, Leha, Fred II C: 1 (Downstair in the living room. It is at the camera.) NARRORATOR: To make Peanut butter balls just take peanut butter and chocolate chips and eat up. Adult supervision is not required unless you are -1 and under. LEHA: Is the camera rolling It? IT: Yes. LEHA: So I can start? IT: Yes. LEHA: Really? IT: YES!!!!! LEHA: Okay this is my home and It here is recording. We are going to be leaving for the field as soon as Bob gets off the can. He's been in the for about thirty minuets right now so we are just going to start interviewing. FRED II: I'm Fred II and I'm going to be the main character. LEHA: B.S.!!!!! I am you jerk. BOB: (Comes out of the bathroom.) I'm Bob and........ I'm Bob. LEHA: I'm Leha and I'm going to be the main character. (Fred is at the camera.) IT: I am It. (Touches Leha.) You're it now. LEHA: We are all doing a project for our alien teacher...... MR. CORE!!!!!!!!!! C: 2 (In the field everyone is walking along. It is at the camera.) LEHA: Well, we are walking now into the "scary" field. BOB: I can't wait until it's dark out. FRED II: This is going to be fun. IT: I can already tell that we are going to need some dramatic background music when we get up. (A few hours later.) LEHA: Doesn't it look like we passed this spot before? IT: Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm......... LEHA: Just answer the question! IT: Your mind is playing tricks on you Leha. LEHA: Okay, but if we pass this place again I would start to get scared if I were you. C: 3 (In the field everyone is packing up there things. It is recording.) LEHA: Well, we just got up and as soon as we are packed up we are going to move on. Nothing bad has happened yet thankfully and I hope it won't. FRED II: It, did you take my comic book? BOB: Fred II did you take my whopee cushion? LEHA: What are you doing with a whopee cushion? BOB: Dunno? IT: Did someone take my TV remote control? LEHA: We must all be taking weird things. I brought a music stand and it's missing. IT: Weird. BOB: If I find any of you with my woppy cousion I'm gonna...... I'll...... let's just say they'll never look at me the same way again. LEHA: Same here. Let's just get going. (A couple hours later.) LEHA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE BACK AT THE SAME PLACE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! IT: Oh no!!!!! How can we be walking in circles? FRED II: Everyone settle down let's spend the night here and figure out what to do. C: 4 (Everyone is sitting around it a circle. It has been a couple hours and is still light out. It is recording.) LEHA: Guys this is seriously turning into something very weird. FRED II: Should we go home? IT: Well, if we are walking in circles when we walk strait then there's no way we can get home. LEHA: I hope Someone has no part in this. Dead as well. IT: None of them live here. BOB: We should walk in circles then we will get home. LEHA: Is that possible. IT: Well, we could give it a try if walking strait will lead you in a circle. (Everyone accept IT walk in circles. After a few spins they sit back down.) IT: Obviously it didn't work. FRED II: How will we live? BOB: Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits. LEHA: We can just live off the stuff we have for now. FRED II: Well, then let's set up camp. C: 5 (It is recording. it is in the morning.) LEHA: It come with me. (Leha goes over to a bush and points to a piece of clothing.) LEHA: That is Fred II clothing. IT: What's that. (Leha picks up some sticks that are tied together and opens them up. A paint brush and a couple of red sticks falls out.) LEHA: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED II WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!! (sobs.) IT: Like he does in every show. (A couple minuets after. It is recording. Leha is still sobbing.) IT: Come on Leha. We have to go. Remember he was just your stupid brother. LEHA: But this time he is really dead BOB: We have to get as far away as the weird phenomenon will let us or we're all going to die. LEHA: Okay. (Diner. It is recording. There is silence for a few seconds.) IT: Does anyone no how to make a fire? BOB: I can make a fire with a match. IT: They're all wet. LEHA: Tell me why It. IT: Huh? LEHA: Your the only smart person in the group. The rest of us are either stupid or to freaked out to think. Tell me why Fred II had to die and why the matches are wet. IT: Fred II died because he ran out of luck that's how life is. The matches are wet because........ well isn't that how all movies are? BOB: Where did that come from? IT: I got it off an anime. BOB: Cool. LEHA: Well, at lease it answers my question. Let's get some sleep. C: 6 (The next day. Rocks are piled up like pyramids all around the campsite. Bob is asleep and Leha is trying to figure out what has happened. It is recording the pyramids.) LEHA: What do these pyramids mean and what is all this weird stuff doing all over the place? BOB: (Wakes up.) Huh? What's all this stuff all over my sleeping bag? It feels like fat from a ham or something. What are all these pyramids doing all over the place? Can anyone answer any of the two questions stated? LEHA: That's what this stuff is? It's fat. But from who or what? IT: Fred II. LEHA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED II WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF YOUR DEATH?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sobs.) (A couple minuets later. It is recording.) IT: This thing. What ever it is, is following us. We have to cover lots of ground today so pull yourself together Leha. BOB: But we'll just end up back at the same place again eventually. IT: It will make it harder for the thing to follow us. C: 7 (The day after Bob is missing. Leha studying the signs. It is recording the signs.) LEHA: Bob is dead now it. IT: Yes, and we are stuck together like in our last movie. At lease this time when someone dies you can take it. LEHA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOB!!!!!!!!!! IT: Never mind. LEHA: What do these signs mean? IT: It is a mark of evil. LEHA: Cool. Let me guess you are going to say that we need to cover ground today. IT: No. LEHA: Why? IT: Because you just said it. LEHA: Well, okay then. Let's go. (That night. Leha is recording herself.) LEHA: Mom and Dad. If you are watching this. I'm so, so sorry. I'm sorry for leaving and listening to my alien teacher. I'm sorry that I'm going to be dead in the morning. I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. Tell everyone I'm sorry for not listening to you and having parental guidance through out this whole trip. IT: Ouuuu is that mom and dad! Say It says hi. LEHA: I'm sorry that It has to BOTHER me while I'm trying to tell you something important. We only have a few more days worth of food and now no tent. I'm sorry once again. (It and Leha start hearing voices. Fred II and Bob can be heard in the background. Fred II is saying "oh" repeatedly and Bob is screaming.) LEHA: We are coming guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HANG ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Leha and It start running toward the voices but see nothing. It trips halfway through the running.) LEHA: WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The screaming stops. They are back at the same place they passed many times.) IT: Great now all we have is the camera and flashlight thanks to you. All of our supplies are who knows where. LEHA: Well, it's better than having nothing. C: 8 (It is the next day. It is recording.) IT: Well, at least no one came and killed any of us last night. LEHA: Don't you care about any of those people? IT: Well, sorta but there dead by now. Let's just worry about ourselves. LEHA: They are alive and they need help. IT: Worry about yourself there dead now. LEHA: FINE! IT: FINE! C: 9 (Leha is recording. It and Leha are lying down when they hear a scratching noise.) ( Leha is running after the witch who has just taken It. Pretty soon she starts to hear the same cries from Bob and Fred II that she heard last night. The witch disappears into the house.) (Leha follows the witch into the house. Inside the house the cries from Bob and Fred II are louder.) LEHA: Where are you guys? (Leha goes into the ping pong table room.) (Leha sees that It, Bob and Fred II and facing the wall.) (Leha is put against the wall and soon she is thrown to the ground and the camera turns off.) NARRORATOR: If it makes no sense try getting the original witch project at a local video store or there is also the Internet. The original story is called Blair Witch Project. THE BAD PERSON: I killed all of them and none of you can prove it who ever you are watching this because you can't go to the police and turn this in to them (starts to laugh then stops with a gasp)OH CRAP!!! NOW YOU CAN! THE END
The Hell House V WareBob By Emily Palmieri Edited by Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea by Kelly Nelson Credits Kyle, Kelly, Kenneth, Clarissa, Emily, Nick Fred, Leha, Fred II, Narrorator, Just There, Parent, It, Bob C: 1 __________________________________________ (Outside in the back yard It, Leha, Bob, Fred, and Fred II are walking around all depressed like.) LEHA: Welcome to The Hell House Five: WareBob. It's all spooky and evil. __________________________________________ (The stairs is being recorded.) NARRORATOR: Ah, the Krusty Krab, home of the Kraby Pattie. Wait a minuet this is not in the ocean this is the Hell House taking place in the very same home and our characters doing almost the same thing AGAIN. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room.) FRED: Bob. BOB: What? FRED: You are the weirdest person I ever met. BOB: Duh. And it's time to eat. PARENT: It's time to eat.......... and right now I can't think of any horrible names for you so just come up and eat! LEHA: Food....... IT: What could it be this time. BOB: I think it's..... hmmm I don't see anything on the table. FRED: I knew one day we would die. C: 2 __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen there is nothing on the table.) PARENT: There's your food now eat up. LEHA: What food? Are you telling us we have to eat the table? PARENT: Well, yeah since you guys got rid of the deer I just caught by scaring it half to death from something. Sometimes you kids do the weirdest things. FRED: Let's go play..... LEHA: Great idea Fred. (Everyone starts to stand up.) PARENT: Wait a minuet. You have been tricking me through out this whole series and I'm not letting you go that easily. You guys must clean..... the spoon. BOB: Ouuuu spooky. PARENT: CLEAN IT! FRED II: But it's already clean. PARENT: Okay you kids can go play..... LEHA: Okay let's go guys. (Everyone heads downstairs.) C: 3 __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room everyone is sitting on the couch.) LEHA: Did you guys hear all the noise last night? FRED II: What noise? You mean Bob? FRED: Bob wasn't making noise last night like he normally dose. LEHA: That's weird. Usually he sounds like a bunch of static at night. IT: That is really suspicious. Anyway what did you hear Leha? LEHA: It was a stupid wolf that sounded like he was howling in your ear all night. He was just as annoying as Bob. FRED: Bob do you have any part in this. BOB: Tuh, Tuh, Tuh FRED: Bob? BOB: I hate you. (Goes up the stairs.) IT: Is it just me or is Bob acting weirder than usual? LEHA: He's always been acting weird since that one time. __________________________________________ FLASH BACK (In the back yard Bob falls down.) __________________________________________ (Back downstairs in the living room.) LEHA: He was out for about a split second. IT: That is where he got his seven senses. LEHA: Oh yeah. FRED: He's been that way ever since I met him. IT: I don't think so. FRED: I'M THE OLDEST IN THIS GROUP SO YOU ARE TO LISTEN TO ME!!!!! IT: Okay, Okay, Okay. FRED: LEHA! LEHA: Okay! FRED: FRE...... FRED II: OKAY I think we get the idea now. C: 4 __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the living room.) LEHA: I heard that stupid wolf again. IT: I heard it too. FRED: Are you sure it was a wolf? For it could also be a coyote. LEHA: What's the difference? FRED: Uh, different spellings? LEHA: So wh.... IT: (Whispers to Leha.) Better agree with him. Remember what happened the other day? LEHA: Oh I get what your saying Fred. Different spellings. FRED: Did you have anything to do with this Bob? BOB: I hate you. (Goes downstairs.) LEHA: You think there's something wrong with him now? FRED: Well, uh, no. That's just Bob. LEHA: Well, okay. C: 5 __________________________________________ (In the ping pong table room.) LEHA: Fred do you believe that there is a wolf outside yet now that you have heard it and that Bob should go to court for being guilty? FRED: I AM THE OLDEST ONE HERE AND I DISAGREE WITH A WOLF BEING OUTSIDE for it could be a coyote AND THAT BOB IS NOT GUILTY! ANYONE THAT DISAGREE'S WITH ME WILL BE PUNISHED!!!!!! @#$%^&*()_+ FRED II: YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME FRED YOUR GOING IN THE CLOSET! WHO EVER AGREES WITH ME WILL BE REWARDED!!!!!! @#$%^&*()_+ BOB, LEHA, and IT: YEAH!!!!!!!!! (Everyone grabs Fred and throws him in the closet.) IT: That takes care of that now who wants to go to court? C: 6 __________________________________________ (Everyone is upstairs. It is sitting in a chair as the judge. The witness chair by the judges chair is empty. Leha is by the witness chair as a lawyer. Bob is sitting in a chair facing the judges chair as the suspect. Fred II is standing by Bob's chair as the lawyer. Fred is sitting on a chair out of the way as the audience.) IT: Order! Order! Court is not in session! LEHA: What? IT: I mean.... Court is now in session! FRED: Not guilty! IT: Shut up Fred! Bob what do you have to say for yourself? FRED: Say not guilty Bob! BOB: Not guilty. (Leha, It, and Fred II gasp. Pause. Everyone looks as Fred. Fred clears his throat and gasps.) IT: Witness what do you have to say for yourself? (There is a pause.) FRED: You need a witness! LEHA: We have a witness! (Picks up a stuffed animal and puts it on the chair.) See! FRED: I can't hear what it's saying! IT: Well then be quiet and listen. (Just there comes out of a room, removes the stuff animal from the chair, and sits down.) IT: There Fred! Are you happy? We have a real breathing witness now and she's older than you. What do you have to say for yourself Just There? (Pause. Just There makes a weird expression.) LEHA: I am now Just There's official spokes men and she says she hates Bob and he is guilty. FRED: The witness must speak! (Pause. Just There still has a weird expression.) IT: Alright let's move on. Bob you are the suspect of keeping everyone awake at night because of turning into a ware wolf and because you are the only suspect I say you are.... FRED II: Bob is not guilty. We don't even know if the witness even saw him. How can we find out anything if Just There isn't talking? LEHA: She can talk. She's telepathic and she told me she saw him howling his head off out in the back yard. FRED II: You made up that part! We all need to hear what she is saying not just you! IT: Order in the court! (Pause.) IT: To not make this whole show about court I sentence Bob....................................................... guilty. (Everyone except Just There gasp.) LEHA: Guilty, guilty, guiiiiiillllllty. (Everyone eventually starts this annoying taunt. Bob screams and runs downstairs.) C: 7 __________________________________________ (Outside in the back yard Leha, It, Fred, and Fred II are standing under the porch. Howls from Bob can be heard in the background. It is dark outside.) LEHA: I finally know the truth and I was right. Bob is guilty. FRED II: Guilty, guilty, Guiiiiillllty. LEHA: No don't start Fred II. Let's go see Bob and taunt him over there. (Everyone accept Fred starts to walk over in toward Bob.) FRED: Wait. (Everyone accept Fred stops and turns toward Fred.) LEHA: What? FRED: I got away with being big through this whole show. LEHA: That's nice. (Everyone accept Fred starts walking towards Bob again. When they get over to Bob he dose not notice them and continues to howl.) LEHA: Bob. (Bob continues to howl.) LEHA: Bob! (Bob continues to howl.) LEHA: BOB! (Bob turns toward everyone and acts like a horrible beast. Everyone accept Fred run into the field screaming. A couple minuets later Bob comes up to them like a normal person.) BOB: Just kidding. FRED II: You like to kid don't you? BOB: Yes. LEHA: Why do you howl at the moon all night long and how long have you been doing it? BOB: I howl at the moon because the moon is evil and needs to be howled at. I also do it for the fun of it. I've been doing this for about three weeks now. LEHA: THREE WEEKS?! When do you sleep? BOB: Every three weeks and today is the day I sleep. LEHA: Well, why aren't you sleeping then. FRED II: Well, he still has 12 hours to sleep. BOB: Right. I'll take you all home. (Everyone there turn away from the camera and stop like they are frozen. Bob turns his head to face the camera and smiles and evil smile. Evil laughing starts and the camera turns off after a few seconds.) __________________________________________ (In the ping pong table room it is dark.) FRED: I still got away with being BIG! They were all stupid and dumb and I wasn't so ha, ha, ha! (As he laughs Bob runs behind him and eats him. Everyone's screams can be heard after laughs.) THE END
The Hell House VI Frakien Bob By Emily Palmieri Edited by Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea by Kelly Nelson Credits Kyle, Kelly, Kenneth, Clarissa, Emily, Nick Fred, Leha, Fred II, Mad Scientist, Narrorator, It, Bob C: 1 (The camera man is taping the stairs.) NARRORATOR: We join our group of....... oh forget it. You've heard this stupid intro so much you should have memorized it by now. Start the show. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room.) FRED: Bob? BOB: What? FRED: You are weird. BOB: I love you. (Fred moves away from Bob.) LEHA: I forget how he got like this. IT: I've told you this story many times but since we have different people here I'll tell you again. LEHA: Who's here. (Get's off the couch and looks around all scared like.) IT: In there. (Points at the camera.) LEHA: Those people must be really small. (Sits down again.) Please continue. IT: Okay, once upon a time there was AN EVIL, RECEDE MAD SCIENTIST THAT SUCKED BLOOD LIKE A VAMPIRE AND KILLED PEOPLE!!!!! FRED II: Is that really how it goes? IT: YES! Does it frighten you. FRED II: Much. IT: Okay, I'll start again. Once upon a time there was an evil, recede mad scientist that sucked blood like a vampire and killed people. And then one day he made a horrible creation. FRED II: Was it that deer that parent keeps catching? IT: No. Now SHUTUP! As I was saying before Fred II rudely interrupted me the scientist made a horrible creation. C: 2 __________________________________________ (Way upstairs in the living room Bob is lying down on the couch with a blanket over him. Mad Scientist pretends to pull a lever then he laughs like a maniac. Bob sits up, takes the blanket off of him, and walks away. Mad Scientist has been laughing this whole time and stops.) MAD SCIENTIST: Wait my creation. (Runs up to Bob. Bob stops walking away.) You are mine and I order you to do my every evil wish. Now go EVILLY make me a sandwich. BOB: Like what ever girl friend. __________________________________________ FRED II: So that was how it happened. IT: Yes, but that is not the end of the story. LEHA: Well, when is the ending? IT: Out there somewhere. As I was saying Bob was going to go make a sandwich for the evil scientist but since that really isn't very important I'll just skip to the part where the scientist EATS the sandwich. FRED: And he goes mmmmmmmmmm. (Fred makes all these chewing and coughing noises.) And then he starts to choke and eventually die. IT: HOW DID YOU KNOW!? LEHA: I don't think Bob and Fred II should be hearing this. IT: I'm just kidding. Well, after Bob makes Mad Scientist and sandwich and he eats it. They go around and do all the normal stuff that mad scientists and evil creations do. Terrorize the neighbors. C: 3 __________________________________________ (Fred II, Leha, It, Mad Scientist, and Bob are downstairs in the living room.) MAD SCIENTIST: Go forth my creation! BOB: You know I just can't go around with and name like "my creation". MAD SCIENTIST: Okay here's you new name, Bob. Bob go forth and terrorize the neighbors. (Bob runs toward It, Leha, and Fred II and acts crazy. All of them accept Mad Scientist run around the couch for two laps and then Bob runs them into a corner.) __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the corner of the living room Bob slowly walks toward the camera.) __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room everyone is still sitting on the couch.) BOB: It's time to eat. (A scary voice.) PARENT: Quit telling stupid stories that are probably not even true! It's time to eat! LEHA: Darn caught just when we were getting to the good part of the show. What are we eating Bob? BOB: Deer. FRED II: Yeah! We get to release the deer at the end of the show!!!!! I just love doing that. LEHA: It's bad that we have another deer because in each show Parent is getting smarter. We're probably going to have to skin the deer this time and that's bad. IT: Oh well. We lived a good life. C: 4 __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen the deer is lying on the table and everyone is staring at it. There is a moment of silence.) FRED II: Do we have to skin it? PARENT: No. None of you even know how. I'm the one that's going to show you how to skin it. IT: Well, while your doing that I'm going to continue telling the story of Bob. PARENT: You do that. FRED II: YEAH FOR IT! IT: Well, now that Bob had all of the neighbor cornered all he had to do was pounce. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the corner of the living room Bob has Fred II, It, and Leha cornered.) MAD SCIENTIST: Wait. BOB: (Turns toward Mad Scientist.) What? MAD SCIENTIST: It is 8:00 we must go to sleep for it is past our bed time. BOB: Crap. (Bob and Mad Scientist go up the stairs.) __________________________________________ LEHA: That was a close one. FRED II: Where was Fred all this time. FRED: Standing right behind you. FRED II: (Turns around.) Oh. FRED: Le... LEHA: Of coarse we will Fred. Don't we always. __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen the deer is sitting on the table and is skinned. There is no blood.) PARENT: And that's how you skin a deer. FRED II: How did you do that. PARENT: Ancien Hawaiian technic. FRED: Now we don't get to release the deer at the end. __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen the deer has grown it's fur back.) FRED II: Yah we can release the deer! PARENT: You kids are going to pay! __________________________________________ (The camera zooms in and out of Fred II face.) FRED II: The deer must go. __________________________________________ (The camera is recording Fred's mouth.) FRED: Don't you think it's time we get rid of the deer? __________________________________________ (The camera is recording Bob's face.) BOB: Jerk. __________________________________________ (The camera is recording Leha feet.) LEHA: Up here. __________________________________________ (The camera is recording It's face.) IT: Hi! C: 5 __________________________________________ (Outside in the front yard everyone is preparing for the big moment that the deer will run away. Everyone accept Fred II is standing in line of either side that the deer is supposed to run. Fred II is standing behind the deer.) FRED II: Ready, set, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... (takes a breath.) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... LEHA: FRED II!!!! FRED II: Go you dumb deer. (The deer runs into everyone in a zig zag motion. Then, it runs off.) FRED II: Dumb deer. IT: Well, now that we are outside and breathing in fresh air I'll just continue the story out here. LEHA: Sounds good to me. IT: Well, now that it was time for them to get ready for bed they always liked to have a snack..... FRED: And they go mmmmmmmmm (Fred makes eating noises.) And food sprays out of there mouth. (Pause.) IT: As I was saying they went to go get something to eat and of corse and evil scientist has a whole bunch of evil things around like bombs for instances. Mad Scientist forgot about all these evil things as he was so absorbed in Bob. Well, he...... well you'll find out. __________________________________________ (In the kitchen Mad Scientist is sitting at the bar.) MAD SCIENTIST: Bob do you remember which of the things in this kitchen are bombs and which aren't? BOB: I thought they all were bombs. MAD SCIENTIST: Well, it couldn't hurt to drop everything and find out could it? BOB: It might. You can try it. __________________________________________ (Bob is walking away from the kitchen when an explosion is heard.) MAD SCIENTIST: I found one. (Another explosion is heard.) MAD SCIENTIST: Found another one. __________________________________________ (Outside in the front yard.) IT: Mad Scientist was never heard of again. LEHA: And to think this started out sounding like a children's story. FRED II: More! IT: Sure but first let's go inside. C: 6 __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the living room everyone is sitting on the couches.) IT: Now to continue the story of Bob. FRED II: I hate story's like these when you have to wait. It took us like 15 minuets to get in here and to think the door is just over there. (Points toward the door.) IT: Now as I was saying Mad Scientist was never heard of again so Bob was free to roam around and having no master he was free to do as he wished and you know what that means. FRED II: Terrorize the neighbors? IT: No. You'll find out. __________________________________________ (Downstair's Fred, Fred II, It, and Leha are standing around in the living room.) FRED: I'm extremely bored. LEHA: You always say that and it's always true. BOB: You won't be bored for long. (Bob jumps out onto the stairs.) LEHA: Oh no! It's Franken Bob! FRED II: Franken Bob? LEHA: Well, he's gotta have a name don't he? FRED II: I suppose. (Bob starts to run after Fred, Fred II, It, and Leha. They all run around the couch two times and then Fred, Fred II, It, and Leha run into the ping pong table room. Bob starts to run toward the ping pong table room but before he get's into it he makes a turn toward the storage room and turns toward the camera.) BOB: Darn I lost them. __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the living room everyone is still sitting on the couches.) FRED II: How could he lose them if he saw them go in? IT: Isn't that how all movies are? FRED II: I guess. FRED: Every time we hear this story it always happens in the exact same way. It never changes like most story's do. LEHA: Yeah. Every time we hear this story Fred II always asks the same question and It always answer it in the same way. IT: That's just weird. BOB: I'm not the only weird person in this room! C: 7 __________________________________________ (In the computer room everyone is sitting in a circle on the floor.) LEHA: Why are we continuing the story in here? IT: Something new I guess. FRED: Yeah it is an entirely new sene never seen in the Hell House series. IT: Well, you remember that you, you, me, and you were still in the ping pong table room. __________________________________________ (In the ping pong table room in the dark Leha and Fred II are faced to one another. Bob is in the background in between them.) LEHA: That Bob character sure needs better eyes. FRED II: It's kinda weird what he just did. (The light flickers on then off. Bob is starting to walk toward the camera.) LEHA: Do you hear that deep breathing? FRED II: No. (The light flickers on then off again. Bob is even closer to the camera.) LEHA: I think we are being watched. FRED II: Your paranoid or something. (The light turns on and Fred II and Leha face Bob and scream. Leha and Fred II run around to the other side of the ping pong table while Bob runs to the closes end. Bob serves and they play a round of ping pong. When the ball falls off the table. They switch sides again and play another round. When they switched sides and just started to play Leha and Fred II scream as they do this. After the two rounds of ping pong they run around the table once and get cornered by Bob.) LEHA: Please don't eat us! BOB: NOW THAT I HAVE YOU CORNERED can I be your friend? LEHA: Anything. BOB: Okay! (As they walk out of the ping pong table room Bob names off a whole bunch of things that they could do.) C: 8 __________________________________________ (In the computer room everyone is still sitting in a circle on the floor.) IT: And that's the story of how we discovered Bob. LEHA: Are you sure your not just making this up? I don't remember any of the things you just told us. IT: Well, do YOU have a better theory? LEHA: Well, no but you could have at lease tried to make up something better. FRED: So your telling us that Bob is a Bob/idiot/Werewolf/Frankenstein/ghost person/food sensor?? IT: Yes. FRED: I never thought it could be possible but in this case it makes sense. LEHA: Well now that the story is over lets go play ping pong. FRED: You can get a 1500 second start. LEHA: Okay. (Leha get's up and runs into the wall.) IT: That looks like it must have hurt. LEHA: Oh don't worry. I like walls. I like em with butter and peanuts and peanut butter but mostly peanut butter and jelly in between two, three pieces of bread. FRED: Next we're going to have to make up a story of how we discovered Leha. IT: And then Fred II, then you, and then me. LEHA: Sounds good to me. THE END
The Hell House VII Haunted Computer By Emily Palmieri Edited by Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea by Kelly Nelson Credits Kyle, Kelly, Kenneth, Clarissa, Emily, Nick Fred, Leha, Fred II, Just There, Narrorator, It, Bob C: 1 (The camera person is recording the stairs.) NARRORATOR: Welcome to the Hell House seven. I know that we have been writing and filming scripts like crazy and the least you could do is watch them. Please watch and enjoy. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room everyone is sitting on the couch.) LEHA: I got a new computer today. FRED: Wow. IT: What kind? LEHA: It is windows 95. IT: How can you say that, that is new? That is like a five year old computer now. LEHA: So? At least I got it. FRED II: Can we go mess around with it? LEHA: Why not. __________________________________________ (Way upstairs by the computer.) LEHA: There it is. (Points to the computer.) FRED: Wow. (Pause.) FRED II: I wish we had the deer here. BOB: Why? FRED II: Because we could get some great dramatic background sounds from it. BOB: It dose seem like we need a lot of that in this sene. LEHA: Well, I can promise you that this show will get much better. Want to see the first document I wrote. IT: I...... guess. C: 2 (Everyone is still way upstairs by the computer. On the screen of the computer is a document that is full of words.) FRED II: What is that? LEHA: This is my letter to santa clause. FRED II: Santa isn't going to be very happy with you when he get's this. BOB: Yeah your going to get a lump of coal. FRED: Wow. LEHA: Well he will be a little happier if I sent this to him..... say tomorrow. Then he would still have the whole year to read it. BOB: How many pages is it? LEHA: It is exactly 360 pages long. FRED: Wow. LEHA: You don't get impressed very much do you Fred? FRED: How's this. WOW! LEHA: That is better. IT: What did you ask for anyway. LEHA: Let's see I asked for a pair of claws and two bottles of glue...... NARRORATOR: 6 1\2 hours later. LEHA: ... and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and da..... BOB: ALRIGHT WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!!!!! LEHA: But don't you want to hear.... BOB: NO! FRED: Wow. LEHA: Now we have to print it out all 360 pages and then mail it out to Santa. BOB: Christmas is ruined forever. __________________________________________ (Fred, Fred II, Bob, It, and Leha come up the stairs to the computer once again. Leha picks up the paper off of the printer.) LEHA: (Counts the paper.) Guys there's only five pieces of paper here and none of them have any letters on them. IT: Oh I forgot to tell you, I used all of your black ink to make a pretty picture. LEHA: Alright that was nice. IT: It was him. (Points to Bob.) LEHA: I don't care who did it I just change the color of the text to blue. C: 3 (Fred, Fred II, Leha, Bob, and It come up the stairs. Leha picks up the paper off the printer again.) LEHA: Guys it happened again. (Looks at the computer screen.) And someone deleted my whole document! (Sobs.) If any of you did this I'm going to sue. FRED: All of us were downstairs with you for the last hour. None of us could have done it. FRED II: Can we go to court. BOB: Who is the witness and who is the suspect? They are both the same people...... JUST THERE! FRED: Bob dose have a point even though most of the time his thoughts are wrong. Just There is the suspect and just as well could be the witness. BOB: I just said that. LEHA: Well, one thing is for certain. Bob is more bright than you are. _______________________________________________________ (The next day everyone is on the middle floor sitting on the couches in the living room.) LEHA: Did you guys hear anything last night? IT: Like what? LEHA: You know that banging on the roof the jolliness in the air, screaming? FRED: Screaming? BOB: It was Santa! (Smiles and looks pretty.) FRED: Santa doesn't scream. IT: If it was Santa he just threw the 24/7 roof repair men off the roof. LEHA: We were having the roof repaired? I never even noticed. IT: They are also known as the Silent Night Repair Service. FRED II: SANTA'S GONE EVIL!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED: But why is he here? What is his propose in the middle of summer? BOB: KILLL!!!! HAYUK HAYUK HAYUK!! LEHA: What if Bob's right? IT: Bob always has two things on his mind. Killing and Money. LEHA: I forgot about that. FRED: Maybe in some unable to explain way Santa realized that you were going to send that thing to him and then he did all these things. LEHA: Maybe your right. What should we do? FRED II: Eat. LEHA: Good ide..... wait. No, let's not. FRED: Let's sit here until it's night time and then go to bed. BOB: Works for me. C: 4 (The next morning everyone is sleeping all over the couches and the floor.) LEHA: (Yawns.) I guess we were to lazy to get up and go to bed. FRED: I heard something last night. BOB: What this time? FRED: It was typing and it was very loud. I have a feeling that who ever was typing had very big fingers because I know what that backspace key sounds like. LEHA: Let's go see what he typed. __________________________________________ (Everyone is looking at the computer screen upstairs.) FRED II: All it says is Ho Ho Ho over and over again. FRED: There's only one person stupid enough...... well actually two people stupid enough to say that word. Fred II and Santa. FRED II: Hey what was I supposed to say? FRED: We already know you didn't do it. We must set a trap for Santa! __________________________________________ (Everyone is upstairs looking at a cardboard box standing on it's side.) LEHA: Is this really supposed to fool Santa? What is it anyway? FRED: It's a chimney and when Santa goes in it a trap door will close. FRED II: Where's the trap door? FRED: Uh...... (Walks over to the printer, gets a piece of paper, and puts it on top of the hole in the cardboard box.) There it is. LEHA: Talk about lazy. FRED: What? I'm not old enough to get a job! BOB: Works for me. C: 5 __________________________________________ (That night way upstairs Fred, Leha, It, and Bob are sitting on the steps waiting for Santa to get in there trap.) LEHA: Where is Fred II? FRED: He fell asleep. IT: Hmmm..... (There is a pause. Fred II steps out of Just There's room.) BOB: It's SANTA!!!!!! FRED II: (Looks over at the stairs for a few seconds.) Nothing but a mouse. (Everyone on the stairs whispers.) FRED: Shut up Bob. LEHA: Doesn't Santa look like he's lost a few pounds and he's gotten a little shorter? BOB: I want to sit on Santa's lap! FRED II: (Looks over at the stairs again for a few seconds.) Nothing but a..... a..... squirrel. FRED: I don't think that's Santa. LEHA: Well, he is and we're all going over to sit on his lap. (Fred II sits down on the couch and everyone on the stairs accept Fred run to the couch and sit on Fred II. Everyone on the couch accept Fred II start naming off everything they want for Christmas.) FRED: (Walks over to where everyone is.) EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! (Everyone stops.) FRED: Be quiet and get off "Santa". (Everyone gets off "Santa" and sits on the floor.) LEHA: Are you going to tell us a story? FRED: No. This here is not Santa Clause. (Points at Fred II.) (Everyone awes.) FRED: Yes, yes it's all very..... (Clears throat.) This is..... (Pretends to try and pull off an imaginary mask from Fred II.) Well,....... this mask won't come off right now but this is Fred II. C: 6 (Still way upstairs by the couch.) LEHA: WOW! IT: Why did you do it Fred II? FRED II: I did it because...... Leha says I'm a Butthead. LEHA: Well, you are! FRED II: Do you know what I had to go through each night! IT: No. FRED II: It took me a whole night to delete Leha's story and another whole night to write Ho, Ho, Ho to fill up a whole page. I'm not a very good typer you know. FRED: But why blame it all on Santa? FRED II: Because he didn't give me any good presents last year! IT: What about the paper thing? FRED II: Well, I used all the blue ink to make a picture. LEHA: Well, that was nice using my new printers ink to make pictures! Did anyone else use any other color to make a picture. BOB: I used the purple to make a picture. FRED: I used the green to make a picture. LEHA: Well, I have to admit that I used the red ink to make a picture. IT: Isn't that the only color ink that you have? LEHA: Yes. FRED: What a nice use of ink. BOB: Well, at least Christmas isn't ruined forever. IT: What, a happy ending. LEHA: No it wasn't! THE END
The Hell House VIII Japanese Idiotic Temple (Dubbed) Translated By Emily Palmieri Turned into Real Sentences By Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea for the Hell House By Kelly Nelson Original Writer Mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq (Frank II) San Original Editor Qwertyuiop (Frank) San CREDITS Kelly: Leha San, Kelly Packard Kenneth: Fred II San Kyle: Qwrtpsdfghjklzxcvbnm (Billy Joe) San, Asdfghjkl (Billy Bob) San Emily: It San Nick: Bob San Clarissa: Narrorator San SPECIAL EFFECTS Clarissa: Camera, Behind the sene voices Kyle: Camera, Behind the sene voices, Behind the sene sounds C: 1 __________________________________________ (The camera person is recording the stairs.) NARRORATOR: This whole movie is Dubbed which means the people in this movie are not saying what they appear to be saying. Thanks to the help of our special effects people we will be able to understand what the people in this movie are trying to say. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room Fred II San is sitting on the floor on his knees looking at the TV. Leha San, It San, and Bob San are slouching on the couch with there mouths open staring at the TV.) FRED II SAN: This in active activity is making my eyes hurt. Can't we do something else? LEHA SAN: This is what American's do and they say it's fun. Just enjoy it. FRED II SAN: How can I enjoy it? I'm an outdoor Japanese person. Not some scallywag running around in his underpants. BILLY JOE SAN: (Bows.) Fred II and company. It is time for tea. FRED II SAN: (Get's up and Bows.) Thank you Billy Joe Son. LEHA SAN, IT SAN, and BOB SAN: FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! C: 2 __________________________________________ (Everyone is sitting at the table with plates and cups in front of them. It San, Leha San, and Bob San are scraping their knifes and forks over there plats like they are eating.) BILLY JOE SAN: When did you start training these people? FRED II SAN: I started to train them yesterday. (Takes a sip from his cup.) BILLY JOE SAN: I see. FRED II SAN: Much training is still required I'm afraid. BILLY JOE SAN: I know the prefect place for training. FRED II SAN: Where is that? BILLY JOE SAN: It is way back in the field. There is a Dragon somewhere over there. It would be the prefect training exercise. Some blood spread maybe but a good exercise. FRED II SAN: Do you remember that murderer yesterday? The one who dropped off these three brain dead lunatics. BILLY JOE SAN: Oh, yes that would be a much more prefect test of skill. FRED II SAN: Indeed. LEHA SAN: Could you stop talking serious because I heard it gives you brain damage. FRED II SAN: I think we will leave now if you don't mind. BILLY JOE SAN: Very well. (Fred II Son and Billy Joe Son get up and Bow to each other.) FRED II SAN: Companions we're leaving. LEHA SAN: But we're not even finished eating yet. FRED II SAN: Of coarse you are! You've been eating like maniacs for the past four hours now. IT SAN: ( Stops scraping the fork and the knife on the plate and looks down.) Hey I am done. LEHA SAN: I still have a piece of invisible chicken to eat. FRED II SAN: Too bad we are leaving. C: 3 __________________________________________ (Outside in the back yard.) FRED II SAN: You will treat me like a teacher. BOB SAN: Can I go to the bathroom? (Pause.) BOB SAN: Isn't that how you treat a teacher? FRED II SAN: You don't really have to go do you? BOB SAN: No. FRED II SAN: Now we will fight. All against all. BOB SAN: (Bob San punches the teacher.) Is that how you treat a teacher? (Runs back to his spot.) (Pause.) FRED II SAN: (Walks up to Bob slowly, pauses while he gives him a mean look, then slaps Bob San in the face.) Ready..... set, go. (Everyone fights and somewhere in there Bob Son falls over and when he dose Kyle makes a farting noise. After a minuet or so they stop fighting.) FRED II SAN: Now you are ready. (Pause.) FRED II SAN: BOW YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone bows like a dog stretching.) FRED II SAN: That's a start. C: 4 __________________________________________ (Everyone is standing in a field.) FRED II SAN: This is where your second lesson is. BOB SAN: That fighting was a lesson? FRED II SAN: Yes now if you don't mind please SHUT UP!!!!!!!! LEHA SAN: (To the Slim Shady theme.) Please shut up please shut up pl..... FRED II SAN: Shut up! All of you. (Pause.) FRED II SAN: Thank you. Now for the lesson. Be like the Dragon, Tiger, Leopard, Snake, and Crane. LEHA SAN: Excuse me? FRED II SAN: Remember these stances. (Does the wave, the moon walk, the raise the roof, the Saturday night live, and the stir it up.) And just in case you want to be like the monkey..... do the monkey. (Does the monkey.) LEHA SAN: I'm lost. I've been lost ever since you started. FRED II SAN: You must remember all the animals in order. Say the order now. IT, LEHA, and BOB SAN: Gorilla, Raccoon, Bear, Seagull, and Pelican. FRED II SAN: We're going to be working on this all night. C: 5 __________________________________________ (The next morning in the field.) FRED II SAN: Now I will teach you the exotic act of bending objects to my will. LEHA SAN: I'm still lost. FRED II SAN: Get over it! All you have to do is stick your hand out to the object you want to move, think happy thoughts, and then think of what you want the object to do. I will demonstrate this using Bob San. (Fred II San sticks his hand out toward Bob San. Bob San starts to do the wave, then the moon walk, then the raise the roof, then the Saturday night live, then the stir it up. After that he does the monkey and attempts to break dance.) FRED II SAN: See how fun it can be. Now get a partner and try it out. (Leha, It, and Bob San ask Fred II San if he will be their partner. When Fred II refuses to all of them they all stick there hands out toward him and he starts to do a mixture of all the dances in one.) __________________________________________ (Lunch time in the field. Everyone is sitting in a circle.) FRED II SAN: Now you will learn how to cook with no fire. LEHA SAN: I'M LOST@@!!!!!!! FRED II SAN: Leha San, one of these days you are going to die of old age. BOB SAN: Duuuuuuuh, a dar dar. FRED II SAN: I mean you will die of falling down some stairs. LEHA SAN: Oh, I like stairs I like them with green eggs and ham. IT SAN: Will you eat them under ground? Or with a hound? Or all around? LEHA SAN: Yes, I will eat them It San I am! FRED II SAN: Enough of that you are going to learn how to cook a real meal with no fire GOT IT! First you take the can and you sit on it for days at a time. BOB SAN: Isn't there a faster way to do it? FRED II SAN: Your gases would work great with fire but we can't use fire ya know. Bob you sit on the can first. (Bob sits on the can.) LEHA SAN: MY TURN GET OFF THE CAN!!!!!!!! C: 6 __________________________________________ (In the field.) FRED II SAN: (In a exasperated voice.) We've been sitting on the can for three days now. And we're going to DIE!!!! DIE I TELL YOU DIE!!!!!! LEHA SAN: (Fred II San is still screaming in the background.) That serious talk thing must be going to his head now. I knew it was true! (Kyle makes a farting noise.) BOB SAN: Guess what guys! I found out I had a lighter in my pocket and I farted and the lighter was on and then my butt got on fire but I put it out and then the can blew up because it was so hot and now there's beans all over my butt and the ground. FRED II SAN: Well, eat up. LEHA: NO I WANT TO EAT TOOO!!!!!! IT SAN: SO DO I!!!!!!! (Everyone is eating off the ground.) FRED II SAN: WAIT FOR ME!!!! (Fred II San jumps on to everyone and eats.) __________________________________________ (Later in the field.) FRED II SAN: Now we must test what you have learned. I will demonstrate how to do this first now watch closely. (Fred II San starts to do a kick.) LEHA: I'M LOST YOU STUPID JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED II SAN: Maybe if you watched you would know what was going on! Now watch! (Fred II San does a kick then a punch, then the wave, then the moon walk, then the raise the roof, then the Saturday night live, and last the stir it up. Jumps to a different spot.) Dragon, Tiger, Leopard, Snake, and Crane! (Does the monkey.) And monkey if you feel like it! (Jumps to a different spot and makes Bob San flop on the ground. Then, he jumps onto the can on the ground. He stands up again.) There that is how you do this exercise. LEHA SAN: I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOB SAN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED II SAN: I don't care time to start. Ready, set, go! (Leha and It does the exercise and Bob flops on the ground.) FRED II SAN: Now that you have all finished I will give out the grades. (Points to It.) Pass. (Points to Leha.) Pass. (Points to Bob.) FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HOME AND DIE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bob San starts to cry and heads toward the temple.) FRED II SAN: As the rest of you..... I hate to say it but now you are my permanent students. IT AND LEHA SAN: YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRED II SAN: That means that you will never be able to go out on your own because your PERMANENT!!!!!!!!!!! STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT AND LEHA SAN: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEHA SAN: Can Bob at least be a permanent student with us? (Cries.) FRED II SAN: Oh, okay. (Turns around.) BOB GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NEW GRADE IS FAILED BUT PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bob runs squealing back.) FRED II SAN: Now we will all go and face the murderer. C: 7 __________________________________________ (In a different part of the field Leha, It, Bob, And Fred II San all stand facing Billy Joe San.) FRED II SAN: Why did you betray me! BILLY JOE SAN: You drove me crazy with your serious talk! You must have built up an immunity for it or something! How could anyone with stand so much seriousness. FRED II SAN: Well, if you want to go crazy that's fine with me! But you can't go around killing people! The exotic technique everyone! (Leha, It, and Fred II San hold there hands out toward Billy Joe San. Billy Joe San walks around in circles with a weird expression on his face. Then, falls down.) FRED II SAN: WE WIN!!!!!! Let's go home. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the living room everyone is sitting in a half circle in front of Billy Bob San.) BILLY BOB SAN: It has come to my attention Fred II San that you and your companions killed your master! Not only that but you passed a student that was not ready to be passed and also taught them the exotic technique of bending objects to your will! None of that is right! As punishment all of you will have to meditate in the dreaded ping pong table room almost nearly in the dark for three days! No food or water is allowed! LEHA SAN: Can we play ping pong? Can we eat ping pong balls? Can we go crazy in the ping pong table room? Can we drink the ping pong table? What is ping pong? BILLY BOB SAN: GET THEM OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!! __________________________________________ (In the ping pong table room everyone takes a place on a mat.) LEHA SAN: Fred II San what do we do? FRED II SAN: Meditate. LEHA SAN: How long do we have to do this? FRED II SAN: Three days. LEHA SAN: Why are we in here? FRED II SAN: OH, JUST SHUT UP AND MEDITATE!!!!!!! LEHA SAN: How do you meditate? THE END
The Hell House IX Return of Mad Scientist By Emily Palmieri Edited By Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea By Kelly Nelson CREDITS Clarissa: Just There, Narrorator Kyle: Fred, Mad Scientist Kelly: Leha Emily: It Kenneth: Fred II Nick: Bob STAGE CREW Clarissa: Camera Kyle: Camera Emily: Camera C: 1 (The camera is recording the stairs.) NARRORATOR: In one of our last episodes...... __________________________________________ (Bob is walking away from the kitchen. Explosion noises can be heard in the background.) MAD SCIENTIST: Found one. (Another explosion.) MAD SCIENTIST: Found another one. (Bob walks down to the basement.) __________________________________________ (Back at recording the stairs.) NARRORATOR: That is what you remember but here is some lost footage from The Hell House six. __________________________________________ (In the kitchen Mad Scientist has just dropped a box on the floor.) MAD SCIENTIST: This is the only thing that isn't a bomb? Good thing or else I would have been blown to bit's after this one. Well, now that Bob has betrayed me I'm going to make A NEW CREATION! (Laughs an evil laugh.) __________________________________________ (Back at recording the stairs.) NARRORATOR: Now to our story today. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the basement everyone is sitting on the couches.) FRED: Fred II, I know that we are supposed to show brotherly love and all but...... you are very weird. LEHA: Maybe he's an alien. Do you have any theory's It? IT: Yes. LEHA: Do I dare to ask? (Thinks.) Yes, I do! I'm talking to myself but who care's! Please tell your theory of Fred II It. IT: Well, after everyone thought that Mad Scientist had died of being stupid he really hadn't. For the last box in his kitchen was not a bomb and one more explosion would have surly blown him to bits. Until fate...... intervened. FRED II: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!! IT: Mad Scientist got out of the kitchen and up to his lab where he formed his next plot....... __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the living room Fred II is laying on the couch with a blanket over him.) MAD SCIENTIST: This one I must have total control over so he won't run away and join that group of lunatics. (Pulls a lever and starts to laugh evilly. Fred II sits up and pulls the blanket off of him.) My creation..... no...... Fred...... no....... Fred II!!!!!! This will be your new name! You will do my every evil command! Now go make me a sandwich..... EVILLY! (Fred II starts to walk down the stairs.) __________________________________________ (Back downstairs in the living room.) FRED: You know It your story really isn't logical. How can Fred II be with us and with the Mad Scientist at the same time? IT: SILENCE LOGICAL BOY! The Fred II with us was a...... robot hmm..... yes. BOB: Works for me. (Pause.) LEHA: Well, since Parent isn't going to call us to come eat and we have to change every sene let's go continue the story somewhere else. C: 2 __________________________________________ (In the computer room everyone is sitting in a circle.) FRED II: This story makes no sense but please continue anyway. IT: Now Mad Scientist liked every kind of sandwich accept peanut butter and jelly. It reminded him of horrible happy things and that is exactly what Fred II made him....... a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. __________________________________________ (Way upstairs.) MAD SCIENTIST: I can see you need training on how to be evil and that is your only flaw..... I hope. Now what would you do with a blanket like this? (Mad Scientist picks up a blanket.) FRED II: Snuggle in it and get nice and warm. MAD SCIENTIST: And what would you do with a chair like that? (Points to the rocking chair.) FRED II: RIP IT LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!! MAD SCIENTIST: No, both answers are incorrect. You are supposed to rip up the blanket because it is soft and NICE. And with the rocking chair you are supposed to sit in it because it is hard and EVIL. (Fred II looks like he's about to cry.) MAD SCIENTIST: And we defiantly do not cry! (Fred II stops looking like he's about to cry.) MAD SCIENTIST: Good. Now it's time for the next lesson. How to torture the neighbors. What do you think torture is in the first place? FRED II: Beating on people? MAD SCIENTIST: Good. Now that is what we are going to do. __________________________________________ (Downstairs in the basement Leha, It, and Bob are sitting on the couch and Fred II and Mad Scientist are hiding on the stairs.) MAD SCIENTIST: Those people over there are the ones we are going to torture. Now you are going to go over there and scare them and run them into a corner understand? Then you are going to...... uh..... shove them in the corner some more! Now go forth Fred II! (Fred II jumps off the stair and jumps in front of everyone. He starts to say roar in a very weak voice.) LEHA: Hey little boy do you mind moving? We're trying to watch TV here. NARRORATOR: 6 1/2 hours later. (Fred II is still roar in a weak voice.) LEHA: Bob attack. (Bob tackles Fred II and sits back down on the couch. Fred II get's up and runs to the safety of the stairs.) C: 3 __________________________________________ (Back in the computer room.) BOB: I like this story. FRED II: What happened next? IT: Maybe if you would stop interrupting I would be done with this story by now. __________________________________________ (On the stairs Mad Scientist is asleep.) FRED II: (Kicks Mad Scientist.) Wake up. MAD SCIENTIST: Did you win? How long were you out there? I lost count at four hours. FRED II: Well, according to the Narrorator 6 1/2 hours. And no I didn't win. MAD SCIENTIST: You suck. FRED II: I know. YOU STOLE MY LINE!!!!! MAD SCIENTIST: I know. (Looks at watch.) We have to go to bed now. __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen everyone is sitting at the table.) FRED II: We forgot to switch sene's last time. IT: When did we switch? LEHA: We switched while you were telling the story. We couldn't wait. IT: Well, you know Mad Scientist had bombs in his kitchen, a lab is his third living room but do you know what was in his bed room? FRED II: No. IT: OF COARSE YOU DON'T! I haven't told you. In his bedroom were invisible things. And these invisible things weren't ordinary invisible things but toys....... Toys were the Mad Scientist's most hated object and every Christmas he got toys. He didn't know how to get rid of them so he turned them all invisible and most of the invisible toys were in his bed room of all places. __________________________________________ (In the bedroom in the basement Fred II is standing in the doorway and Mad Scientist is standing in between the bed and the door.) MAD SCIENTIST: It's been years since I've been in this room. (He starts to walk toward the bed but trips over something invisible.) Oh, I forgot I need to get rid of all these invisible toys. I'll get them all. (He get's up, takes a step and trips.) I found one. (Picks it up and throws it out the door. Then he takes another step and trips.) Found another one. (He does the same thing again.) FRED II: Well, while your doing that I'm going to the bathroom. C: 4 __________________________________________ (Back in the kitchen everyone is still siting at the table.) LEHA: Continue It the suspense is killing me! FRED II: Will you continue? IT: No, little boy. No, I won't. Wait. Yes, I will. Well, when Fred II said he was going to go to the bathroom he was really going to go upstair. Way upstairs to bother the neighbors. Even though he had a kind heart he just loved annoying people. __________________________________________ (Way upstairs by the couch Bob and Leha are laying on a mattress in front of the couch. Fred is laying down on the couch and Fred II is walking toward's them. Fred II walks to the spot by the mattress that is closest to the window and lays down there. Then he rolls over Leha and Bob. Leha and Bob sit up in bed and look over at Fred II. When they see him they try to run over him to get away but just trip over him. While they are on the ground. Fred II wakes up Fred and puts his face in front of his.) FRED: Ahhhhhh! Oh, who cares. Go away! LEHA: (Get's up.) I'm giving you a name now and it's going to be Butthead boy! FRED II: Can I be your friend? LEHA: No your already my brother and I don't want you as a friend too. FRED II: (Pulls a fake knife out of his pocket.) Can I be your friend now? LEHA: No. FRED II: (Pulls out a fake knife out of his other pocket.) Now? LEHA: No. FRED II: (Drops the knifes and does the monkey.) How about now? LEHA: YOUR SCARING ME!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!! FRED II: Yayyyy!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________ (Back in the kitchen everyone is still siting at the table.) IT: And that's the story of how Fred II came to us. LEHA: I wish I never told him that. FRED II: Did Fred come from that place too? IT: No, little boy. No, he didn't. Wait, yes he did come from that place of....... the couch! (Laughs evilly.) But that's a different story. And I rather not tell you the same story in a different way again. BOB: Works for me. THE END
The Ootheers By Emily Palmieri Edited By Clarissa Palmieri Original Idea By Kelly Nelson Credits Clarissa: Just There, Narrorator, Huh Kyle: Fred, What Kelly: Leha Emily: It Kenneth: Fred II, Vise Roy Nick: Bob, When, Butt C: 1 __________________________________________ (The stairs.) NARRORATOR: This show is weird. The original story is The Others. __________________________________________ (In the bed room downstairs Leha is lying down on the bed.) LEHA: (Wakes up and screams.) LOOK AT THIS HORRIBLE DECORATING!!!!!! (After a few seconds she sits up on the bed.) My daily routine is going well so far. Now it's time to go make my children's lives a living hell. __________________________________________ (In the ping pong table room it is dark.) LEHA: Now I want you and It to read the bible 200 million times in 30 minuets. FRED II: (Opens up a book.) Leha, what's this word? (Points in the book.) LEHA: (Looks in the book.) The. FRED II: (Points in the book again.) What's this word? LEHA: Lord. FRED II: (Points in the book again.) What's that word? (The door bell rings.) LEHA: Said. Okay I need to go It you help Fred II get a life. (Walks out of the room. A few seconds later she sticks her head back in.) I mean read. (Goes outside of the room and shuts the door. FRED II: This book doesn't make any sense. The Lord said, "Okay I need to go. It you help Fred II get a life I mean read." Can you make any sense out of that. IT: Shut up you jerk. Vise Roy is saying things listen. FRED II: Who the heck is Vise Roy? IT: Shut up! (Pause) FRED II: I don't hear anything. IT: You scared him away. FRED II: I'm kinda glad I did. __________________________________________ (Right outside the ping pong table room.) LEHA: (Get's a bunch of key's out of her pocket.) THERE'S NO LOCK!!!!!!!! Oh well. IT: (Speaks through the door.) Leha how do you even know if we are allergic to light or not? We haven't seen the light of day for 200 million years. LEHA: Didn't I tell you to read that book 200 million times? IT: Yes. LEHA: Well, you've just shortened you time to 30 minuets to do so. IT: But we only had 30 minuets to do it in the first place. LEHA: Okay then 29 minuets. IT: That's better. C: 2 __________________________________________ (Upstairs by the front door Leha is opening it. When the door is open Huh, What, and When are standing there.) LEHA: Oh, I didn't know you would be coming so soon. WHO ON EARTH ARE YOU!!!!!! WHEN: You like to scream a lot don't you lady. LEHA: What? It's fun. How did you know. WHAT: We live near by and we can hear you clear as day. WHEN: I like to scream too see. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEHA: Stop it you'll give me a migraine. WHAT: Don't you think we hear enough of it with him? (Pause) WHAT: Well, we are here to keep your house and garden clean. LEHA: You saw my add? WHAT: Well, uh..... yes we did. I am What Ask-me-if-I-care. I am the nanny. WHEN: I am When Talk-to-the-butt. I am the gardener. (Pause) LEHA: What is your name you person back there. WHAT: She doesn't speak. LEHA: You mean she's a mute? WHAT: No she just doesn't like to speak to people as stuck up as you. Her name is Huh I-know- what's-in-your-pocket. She is a very hard worker so please don't send her away. May we ask you name. LEHA: My name is Leha Don't-ask-me-about-my-day. WHAT: Pleasure. What about the master? LEHA: LISTEN TO MY NAME! DON'T-ASK-ME-ABOUT-MY-DAY!!!!!!!!! How about I show you around now. __________________________________________ (In the living room on the middle floor.) LEHA: Now this is the room with the grand piano and if you don't mind please don't bang on it. I do prize silence in the house. (When walks up to the piano and starts to bang on it.) LEHA: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (Slaps him.) (When stops playing.) LEHA: Now I know you are new here but please don't do that. Now each room in this house must be locked before a new door is opened. There are 200 million doors in this house and 20 keys. I will give you a pair of keys later. WHAT: Why is this so vital? LEHA: Because this house is like a ship and light must be kept out for the sake of my children. WHAT: Well, then..... what is that door over there doing open. (Point's towards the bed room.) And that door. (Point's toward the sliding glass door.) LEHA: (Leha locks the glass door and the bed room.) HAPPY! WHAT: Thank you. LEHA: Now I will continue the tour. WHEN: That will not be necessary. LEHA: It's very hard to see in this house some times. Perhaps I should show you the children. C: 3 __________________________________________ (Downstairs Leha, What, When, and Huh are entering the ping pong table room. Leha shuts the door.) LEHA: Here are the children. WHAT: They are dears. What are your names. FRED II: I'm Fred II I-don't-give-a-crap. IT: I'm It It. WHAT: You all have different last names. LEHA: Oh that's just them it's just...... SAY YOUR REAL NAMES RIGHT NOW!! IT: I'm It and this is my stupid brother Fred II. We both belong to the Don't-ask-me-about-my-day family. And both of us are supposedly allergic to light. WHAT: I'm very sorry about that. It's a pleasure. LEHA: Since SOMEONE stole our curtains this is the only room they can go in. DON'T LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN EVER! WHAT: (Whispers to When.) This lady is crazy. (Talks to Leha.) We will get to work now. (All the servants go outside and leave the door open.) LEHA: Stupid jerks! (Shuts the door.) IT: Leha, it has been past 30 minuets. LEHA: And have you finished reading the bible 200 million times? FRED II: I only got done with the first page but it's not my fault. It was trying to scare me by saying that another person was in this room. LEHA: It? How much did you get done? IT: All of it. EVERY LAST PAGE, PARAGRAPH, SENTENCE, WORD, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!!! LEHA: All right your punishment will be to stand on the stairs and repeat what you have read. It's not good to lie It. IT: But I wasn't lying. There are people in this house. LEHA: Duh, there's you, me, your brother, and all those stupid servants. Now get to your punishment. (It puts a blanket over herself and goes to the stairs.) LEHA: As for you Fred II you will only have to read the bible 199 million times. __________________________________________ (Leha is sitting on the couch in the living room in the basement knitting. It is standing on the top of the stairs.) IT: The Lord said, "Okay I need to go. It you help Fred II get a life I mean read." And his disciples ate........ (A banging can be heard upstairs.) LEHA: It are you doing that? IT: Doing what? LEHA: Stomping on the stairs. IT: No. LEHA: Well then who is it? IT: If I told you, your only going to punish me. LEHA: Just tell me. IT: It's Vise Roy. He's throwing a fit. (Leha goes up the stairs.) C: 4 __________________________________________ (At the top of the stairs.) LEHA: Who is Vise Roy? IT: One of the intruders I've been seeing. (Hold's out a piece of paper.) These are all the people that I see. I've seen the lady the most. She said her name was Just There. (The banging upstairs is louder.) LEHA: I don't believe it. It's against my religion. I'm going to go see which servant is up to this one. (Leha goes down the stairs.) __________________________________________ (Outside all the servants can be seen.) LEHA: No, it's not true. (Leha goes out the door.) __________________________________________ (Outside in the back yard What, When, Huh, and Leha are standing by the rocks.) LEHA: Everyone I want you all to search the house for intruders. If you see anyone I want you to blast there head off. My pistol is in my room. I'm going to go get some fresh air and maybe even get lost. I will be back shortly. (Leha walks off.) WHEN: Make sure the tomb stones are fully covered. WHAT: They are. You ever notice that this house keeps getting weirder and weirder? WHEN: Yes, I do. __________________________________________ (Leha is in the field.) LEHA: Great now I'm lost and talking to myself. (Butt is walking towards Leha.) LEHA: Butt? Is that really you? BUTT: Who else would it be? LEHA: I thought....... but......... BUTT: You thought? Why that's wonderful. Say now that we are supposed to be lost let's go magically find our way home. __________________________________________ (In the living room upstairs.) LEHA: This is my husband Butt Don't-ask-me-about-my-day. WHAT: I'm so happy for you. LEHA: Where is When? WHAT: Doing the gardening. He said it couldn't wait. LEHA: At a historical moment like this he is gardening? Wait a minuet..... what garden? WHAT: He made one. LEHA: Oh, like that will help this stupid house get any more cheery. BUTT: I'm going to retire. LEHA: Okay. __________________________________________ (On the middle floor in mom and dad's room Butt is lying down.) LEHA: Butt you can't go on like this you haven't eaten for days. What's wrong? BUTT: I have to go to the front soon like right now. (Stands up.) LEHA: I know what this is all about! You want to stay away from us don't you! And to think I used to love you! Wait a minuet... I never loved you now that I think of it. BUTT: How'd you guess? LEHA: But the kids love you! Well, not really... and there not really kids either. BUTT: Well, I don't want to stay here and listen to your daily routine each day. LEHA: Well,....... I hate you too! BUTT: Same here. (Walks out the door.) LEHA: YOU FORGOT TO LOCK IT!!!!!!! BUTT: (Walks into the room again.) Well, I guess I could stay for a little longer helping you lock all the unlocked doors in this house. Which is like ALL OF THEM! But then I'm leaving right after that because all the things that you said why I should stay all are not true. LEHA: Well, I thank you. (Butt walks out of the room again.) C: 5 __________________________________________ (All the servants are sitting in a circle on the floor in the computer room.) WHAT: This story is too weird. WHEN: What is weird about it? WHAT: The mother is crazy, the kids are allergic to light, the husband doesn't love anyone, one of the servants doesn't talk, and the other two are hiding something. WHEN: You are right. There is something wrong with this story. (Leha comes in the room.) LEHA: You're talking about me aren't you? WHEN: Why? LEHA: You're not supposed to talk you're servants you're supposed to work! WHAT: Oh be quiet lady and have your migraine medicine. (Holds pills out to her.) LEHA: Oh, I'm really sure those are my migraine pills! There probably sleeping medicine! I'm going to throw all of you out of the house because I feel like it! But before I do I'd like to know if you found anyone in the house. WHAT: Nothing at all. LEHA: Liar OUT!!!!! (All the servants walk out of the room.) __________________________________________ (Outside in the back yard.) WHAT: We better uncover the graves. WHEN: They'll have to find out sooner or later. C: 6 __________________________________________ (In the back yard it is dark out. It and Fred II are standing under the porch.) IT: Let's go check out those new rocks that all the sudden appeared in our yard. FRED II: I don't know It there's something not right about them. IT: Well, if you're going to be all scared I'll go do it myself. (It walks over to one of the tombs.) FRED II: What do they say? IT: They say......... When Talk-to-the-butt, What Ask-me-if-I-care, and Huh I-know-what's-in-your- pocket. FRED II: What do they say?! IT: I just told...... (What, When, and Huh are walking towards them.) WHAT: Now that you know about us you must be eliminated. (It runs toward Fred II.) IT: Fred II they're dead. FRED II: What? IT: You heard me. Run! (It and Fred II run into the house.) __________________________________________ (Leha is sitting on the couch downstairs knitting when It and Fred II enter the house.) LEHA: What is wrong? IT: The servants are dead! They were hiding there grave stones! LEHA: You better not be lying. (When, What, and Huh are standing in front of the door.) WHAT: She's not lying. LEHA: I'm not letting you in the house then! Fred II and It go hide some where. (It and Fred II run up the stairs.) WHAT: The intruders will get you and them if we are not in there. LEHA: Who are you. WHAT: What? You already know our names! Guess what? The intruders now have your kids. There's nothing we can do now. You must go talk to them. (Leha runs up the stairs.) __________________________________________ (Upstairs in the kitchen Fred, Just There, and Bob are sitting at the table. Fred II is sitting under the bar and It is whispering in Just There's ear. Just There is doodling on some paper. Fred takes the paper Just There was doodling on and studies it.) FRED: Yes, the doodles tell all. This doodle says that the mother forgot to feed her kids who were allergic to light and when she remembered she was 80 years old and then died of old age. That's so tragic. LEHA: WE'RE NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Throws the paper on the ground.) (Silence.) BOB: This is the first time they are all in the same room at once with us here. FRED: (Takes another piece of paper.) We're not dead the mother says. BOB: I'm scared. I don't want to stay in this house any longer. We aren't getting rid of the ghosts here no matter how hard we try. FRED: Okay, we'll leave. C: 7 __________________________________________ (Stairs.) NARRORATOR: Well, wasn't that just a tragic... LEHA: (Pulls the camera to face her.) Wait don't you want to know who Vise Roy is? NARRORATOR: Okay...... sure. LEHA: (Points the camera toward Vise Roy.) That's Vise Roy. (Points the camera back at the stairs.) Please continue. NARRORATOR: Well, wasn't that just a tragic and confusing ending. If this made no sense to you get the original The Others at a local video store or the Internet. The original The Others will be just as confusing as this so GOOD LUCK! __________________________________________ (Leha, It, and Fred II are standing on the porch.) LEHA: No one can make us leave. __________________________________________ (Leha, It, and Fred II are gone.)
Last Update: 2-25-07
Created by: Emily Palmieri
