(shamelessly compliled from The Top 46 at theforce.net, see link below list for full version. Full credit goes to theforce.net)
9. Because R2-D2 could take down the entire Matrix with one well-timed hack.
8. You don't need pills to understand Yoda's teachings.
7. Spaceships fly in actual space, not in cramped toilet tubes.
6. Zion is a bigger craphole than Dagobah.
5. Yoda's grammer is slightly better than Keanu Reeves'.
4. Like the Energizer Bunny, Star Wars keeps going and going. Like a vacuum, The Matrix just keeps sucking.
3. We cloned an awesome Mandelorian bounty hunter, with stong armor, missiles, a jet pack, and dual blaster pistols. They cloned a guy in a suit.
2. Can the Nebuchadnezzer make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?
1. Neo got killed trying to save Zion, Luke only lost a hand while saving the galaxy!!!
0. The power of the One is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.