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Morals with Stories By Matthew Sidey Once upon a time, I was walking down the road and I saw a man. And when I met this man, he told me this story about himself. Once upon a time, he was walking down the road and he saw a man. The man was holding a stick. He would hold it, and hold it. Finally, the man asked the man holding the stick, "Why do you hold that stick?" And The man with the stick answered, "That is a very good question, and the answer comes from a story I will tell you. Once upon a time there were two cats who had a rock. One cat wanted to push the rock, and the other cat wanted to pull the rock. The pushing cat would push, and the pulling cat would pull. This went on for many time, until finally a brid came down and offered some advice, "Why don't you who wants to push the rock, pull the rock? And you who wants to pull the rock, push the rock? That way you will be able to understand each other's needs." And they did." Then, the man with the stick fell silent. After a moment, the other man asked, "Yes, that is a ver good story, but I still do not understand why you hold that stick." Just then the man with the stick hit the other man, with the stick, and took his money. "BITCH!" Moral of the story: Don't talk to people. next |
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