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Morals with Stories By Matthew Sidey Todays story is written while a wee bit dtrunk. Therew was a man who was veryt lonely. He did not have a cat. The man was fishin gin the river, and he coght a minnow. The minnow was not just any minnow, but as magic minnow. The minnow said to the man, "Please let me go and I'll grant you a wish." The man said, "Okay!" The man let the minnow go, and the minnow granted the man a wixh. The minow saied, "what do you want to siwh for.?" "I wish for a cat, nbecause I am very lonely, and I would like a cat who to keep me company." POOF! The wish was granted. The cat wasw gishing in the river, and it found a minnow. It caught the mnnow. The minnow said, "Please, let me go, and I'll grant you a wishes." The cat did not speak engliush, so instead of letting the minnow go, it ate it. The cat was happy. Moral of the story: Don't be a magic fish, and don't write storys while dinrking. |
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