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Ok, if I can rule out as much porn as possible then I think that will work. I will have the desire to peruse women and possibly jump back into the relationship. I know that I am totally affraid of relationships and they are not what I need right now, but they are totally fun. So I'm trying to create enough incentive for me to just go for it anyway cause I totally love the feeling that beeing in a relationship gives me, and because its good cause it teaches you discipline. Of course I won't be able to escape all porn, the comercials on TV tell me what a woman is supposed to look like, but if I can disasociate the sex aspect of it I think that will be better.
I have decided to continue masturbating with the absence of porn. If you have any ideas, email them to me.
Sho's Fast o' Masterbation
Explanation: I have once again begun a new Fast o' Masterbation. This time, I am going to try to break my own personal record of 18 days and stay dry for a whole month. I am already in the middle of my fast as I write this as it is already Day 12. This second fast is somehow much easier for me and I find it easier to resist the tempation of wacking off. Perhaps it is because I am getting outside more, or that I have to concentrate on school work, or that I am listening to a lot more music. Maybe it is because there is a shortage of Catholic schoolgirl porn on the internet. Who knows, but it's much easier this time and hopefully, I will be able to resist spanking the monkey until July. And then there will be much more than just fireworks on Independence Day, baby.
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Day 18, June 18 - Driving keeps your mind off masturbation, sorta.
It's Day 18. I ended my last fast on Day 18, so I'm about to break my old record. Woo!
So I've been gone from Eugene for a while but now I'm back. On Saturday, I drove up to Portland for Father's Day and my mom's birthday. Now driving to Portland is usually kind of boring. One could be tempted to masturbate while on the 2 hour drive, except it could get very dangerous at 75 mph. So the threat of impending doom kept me from thinking about wacking off. However, when on you're 15th or 16th day of the FoM, you start spotting tons of hot chicks driving on the freeway. You just want to drive up next to them and wave and yell, "Hey hot chick! You're very hot! Can I have your phone number!?" And then they'd look back at you and shout, "What? I can't hear you because I'm driving really fast and air is blowing by and stuff!"
Picking up hot chicks on the freeway is sorta hard, unless if you had a co-pilot who had a big piece of cardboard and he could write "Hey hot chick! You're very hot! Can I have your phone number!?" on it with a big black sharpie marker. Then they might have a cute co-pilot with a marker and some paper and she could write back the phone number. That would rule. Then they would flash their breasts at you and your co-pilot. And then you'd become distracted and crash and your car would turn into a fiery ball of DEATH!
-Sho
Winning The War On Masturbation
Archived Masturbation Projects
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