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Ok, if I can rule out as much porn as possible then I think that will work. I will have the desire to peruse women and possibly jump back into the relationship. I know that I am totally affraid of relationships and they are not what I need right now, but they are totally fun. So I'm trying to create enough incentive for me to just go for it anyway cause I totally love the feeling that beeing in a relationship gives me, and because its good cause it teaches you discipline. Of course I won't be able to escape all porn, the comercials on TV tell me what a woman is supposed to look like, but if I can disasociate the sex aspect of it I think that will be better.
I have decided to continue masturbating with the absence of porn. If you have any ideas, email them to me.
Good Bye Masturbation
Holy crap I have made it a whole month without yanking my chain! I didn't know I had it in me. I feel very proud to have done this. I almost feel like I don't need to spank the sausage any more. I have a sense of inner peace and have been more at one with myself��Though I do miss the sensation of a good hardy game of taming the snake during those long lonely nights alone�� Now I know some of you are thinking hey that's easy any one can go with out battling the one eyed monster. Well to those people I highly recommend trying this for yourself.
Steven Moe, aka Mick Jager, aka Baby Kitty
Sho
Well, I ended up jacking off today. I felt very guilty about it, but it was damn, damn good. But anyway, the point of this letter is to just describe what it was like not masturbating for 18 days. Jesus Christ, 18 god-forsakened days.
The only time I felt the urge to spank the monkey was when I was alone, in my apartment, and bored. If I was not occupying myself with homework, or sleep, or eating, I was then occupying myself with thoughts of hot chicks and wacking. Being at home, therefore, kind of sucked.
An interesting result of non-whacking was my attempt to establish trade relations with members of the opposite sex (trade as in the swapping of bodily fluids). Apparently, the amount of sperm stored in my testicles somehow was related to the number of attempts I made at getting to know cute girls. And it worked, sorta. I mean, I wasn't going after every nice-looking gal I saw, but I made more of an attempt with the ones who sat next to me in class or made eye contact with me at work. Basically, the urge to get some lovin' forced me to take drastic action and I overcame my usual lack of self-confidence. I was talking to cute girls, getting their names, making them smile, etc., in situation where I normally would've never uttered a word because I was masturbating and not feeling horny and confident (not masturbating at the same time as I was talking to a girl, but you know, the night before or something.)
Oh, and lots of chicks who I wouldn't give a second look in non-masturbation mode, became hot to me. And hot chicks became ultimate hot chicks. And ultimate hot chicks almost gave me heart attacks. It's amazing the amount of fine women who go to the University of Oregon. And thank you, the Sun.
So now I plan on returning to non-wacking mode. I plan to do the deed only once a month, which is quite a stretch seeing how I only went 18 days this time. Hopefully, I can find a girl soon to help take some of the pressure off. Yeah.
-Sho
So, i just got this boyfriend, and I like him a lot. To calm my sex drive I have to mastrubate about six times a day. It is really putting a cramp on my style. i spend half my day behind closed doors pleasuring myself. Not to mention the cost of batteries is killing me. You are an inspiration Dan moe, I will quit mastrubating for a week, I promise, but just to warn you I may file a law suit if some embalizm pops in my head due to having no release for all the little sex chemicals in my body.
Martha Focker
Winning The War On Masturbation
