All Is Fair In Business

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.' The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE.'

Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong's colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN".

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told Sum Ting Wong, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".

Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW....BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number lah.... Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok ? Thank You." The Manager fainted.