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DBWBB - Week 4 - 05.12.2003
(The Drunken Bastards Weekly Bowling Bash)

Has it finally happened?....Is this for real?........ Is this the moment of truth for Kill Kenny?.....Has he finally done It?.....has the DB saved yet another marriage?...........Read on and judge for yourself.

Well, after being ignominiously evicted out of the DBC on Wednesday - for which the DBC profusely apologized to us and thereafter 'Invited' all the DB's to participate in the 'Indian Sub Continent Bowling League 2004' , Week 4 of the DBWBB got off to a resounding start.

We welcomed back into the fold - Country and new DB's viz. Narangi (Lambu Lawrence) and Lassi - Son of Country. Cocktail seemed to have gotten the right amount of pressure at home as he performed admirably this week. All DB's opined that Cheryl will be smiling right through the night after he performs an 'encore' at home for Cheryl. There were few surprises in store for all of us as Johnnie came Walking into the DBC with his sidekick 'Chipku' - Did they bother to bowl with us you ask? No Is my answer back. Why? We shall question W/O Kill Kenny in the next interview.

Anyway, enough of the Foreplay and onto the action. It was a forgone conclusion that without the presence of Cashew Vally and Bev Da, it was always really going to be about 'Kill Kenny' and 'Mocktail'. Their co-operation, benevolence and wise wisdom imparted for the development of the DB web site, as well as framing of the Alco-cratic Allegiance of the Brotherhood of the DB was temporarily forgotten on the battlefield (read Bowling Alley). In the end it was Kill Kenny who managed (yet once again) to pip Mocktail to the top - by a mere 5 pins. There duel is now legendary. But Hold on - the Week 4 winner has not been decided as yet, for tomorrow Cashew Vally and Bev Da Brian will duel at DBC under the close and tacit supervision of Kill Kenny and Mocktail to try and be crowned Week 4 champion.



 
Name
Game 1
Game 2
Game 3
Handicap
Total
Average
Hermes
133
146
159
438
146
Jr.
153
152
128
0
433
144
Henson
131
125
163
6
419
142
Aldrin
138
138
137
6
425
140
Kavit
96
149
111
0
353
118
Troy
112
112
126
0
350
117
Lawerence
151
116
79
1
346
116
Bibs
107
119
112
0
338
113
Marlon
139
113
0
39
291
97
Brian
0
0
0
0
0
0
Elton
0
0
0
0
0
0
Val
0
0
0
0
0
0

Most Improved DB: 'Cocktail (Pinfall improved by 28% from 327 to 419).
The Hall of Shame : 'Mosambi Mahd''
Mr. Consistent: 'Cockburns'
Most Disappointing DB: 'Batli'

Who will be Week 5 champion - Only time will tell. Wait and Watch this space for more breaking news - as it happens. Tomorrow - Week 5 champion will be decided. Also, as promised an interview with Week 4 Champion + Week 4 Loser (Randomly selected).

What happened to Cockburns boast about 'Kicking Butt' - Did he mean that he would kick 'Lassi's Butt - Tsk! Tsk! Shame on you Cockburns. May the Fleas of a Thousand Mange infested Camels reside in your pubic hair and may your arms shorten in length so that you are unable to scratch.


 

 

 

 

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