Kill Kenny: The trophy sits on my mantel....he who hesitates (wimps out) loses

DB: Cockburns was incensed at the meek, limp attitude of 'BevDa' and 'Cashew Vally' - He could not fathom how they 'Gave Up', he thinks it could be a conspiracy - Your Thoughts?

Kill Kenny:I think I gave them reason to wimp out( give up)....my scores speak for themselves As for Cockburns...he has a long way to go till he can criticise the top echelon. Did I say long way or did I say long long long long long way

DB: True, very True...you couldnt have put it better...

Kill Kenny: thank you...here I think I speak for all the DB'S

DB: Just taking a look at your averages W1 =142, W2 =137, W3 = 134 and W4 = 146... Do you think you are improving (like good wine) or remaining stagnant (like Beer)?

Kill Kenny: How do I put this without sounding pompous...I play to the competiton..If it is'nt there to stimulate me, I just cant perform adequately..

DB: Which could mean that when you 'perform' at home you usually have a nice-n-hot DVD playing?

Kill Kenny: Re. question 1.... I have Cashew Val so....and he has a back problem.....how bad can I be?????

DB: Each week we have a new winner? Do you think that each DB's wives encourage or threaten them to perform?

Kill Kenny: re question 2....I dont think a new winner is in the horizon for awhile

DB: Who do you think will pose a serious challenge to you this Friday at the Bash? Mosambi

Kill Kenny: Mosmabi is like a pathan....looks at girls..gets a hardon and gets off before anything else

DB: What about Cashew Vally? Mocktail? BEvDa

Kill Kenny: They try...although I must say BevDa poses some challenge..the rest are as they say...Pani kam. And to some detractors..I dont say this because he is my cousin's husband

DB: We have heard some distrurbing news about Cashew Vally? It seemed that he did get some but the 'extra weight' might have hurt his back? Your thoughts on how this will effect the Bash?

Kill Kenny: Although I hear loud groans from the opposite bedroom...I am helpless as I have to respect their privacy. The groans could mean anything and I am family bound to express my opinons on this matter...so no comment

DB:Good Save

DB: What are your thoughts about all the laggards - playing with handicaps? Do you think that they will ever catch up to the top 3? Especially Cockburns who seems to be getting more 'Charbi' at the Bowling Alley than at home

Kill Kenny: Honestly...I appreciate their effort and their 10/- even more...But lets get real...there's talent and then there's talent....and then there's Koiba players. Cockburns seems to be getting more than "charbi as you put it, I noticed a large red welt running from the top of his derriere to little below...dont ask how I know

DB: Getting back to your performance, you do know that the Bash has now been extended to 12 weeks? Do you think you can last that long?

Kill Kenny: Let the games bein I always say..my performances and my vast array of trophies will attest to the fact.

DB: How can you relate a trophy for thrwing a feather toa trophy for throwing a fucking 12-13 pound bowling ball? It doesnt make sense

Kill Kenny: Attitude...and more winning attitude...the desire to win and the concentration under dire circumstances....every game requires it and only the best have it.

Kill Kenny: and if this doesnt make sense to you ..i'm afraid.....

DB:Well since you now put it so eloquently....It still doesnt make sense...anyway..onto the next Q

DB: What did you make of 'Cockburns' that his win was akin to AUS whipping the Indians in their own backyard?

Kill Kenny: It is akin to Bangladesh winning the one dayer against Pakistan...we all know how that happenend..although we are all still waiting for the remuneration promised.

DB: Hmmm!!! In fact the kitty was short by Dhs10/- before cockburns won and therafter after he won it jumbed up by Dhs 15/-...In your Drunken opinion is that a coincidence? Would you like to comment further?

Kill Kenny: Your accounts will still show a deficit of Dhs. 5l...he is not known to be Nileshbhai for no reason

Kill Kenny: Just seeing the joy the family portrayed is enough payment for me. He is my friend and if he got lucky that night..then I'm Happy for hiim

DB:Spoken like a true friend (well just for this answer - the others dont say much about your friendship)

DB: Any words of encouragement for the laggards - Cocktail, Mosambi, Cashew

Kill Kenny: Just keep trying and dont forget to bring in that extra 10/-...and if you have friends that play as good as you...please please please call them too...

DB: We have heard rumours that you are building a web site to supremely glorify and edify the event that is the DBWBB...when is the web site comping up?

Kill Kenny: It is ready and waiting to be uploaded..however, there are constant suggestions that have not been substantiated.

DB:Such as.................?????????

Kill Kenny: Well..some have promised wallpapers..while others want certain links .....with no futher response

DB: Coming back to Q4 ...Do you think you can do what no DB has done before and retain your trophy?

Kill Kenny: The coming week will tell.... Since I have been accused of scycopancy...I will assure all and sundry...that the trophy will remain within MY FAMILY ONLY. That breaks it down to Henson, Vally, Brian, Troy, and of course the winner Hermes. That leaves ‘Mocktail’ with the ...could I say ...rest...

DB: What makes you so 'C$@k F%$#@&G Sure?

Kill Kenny: The figures speak for themselves...apart from the fact that we are quite the sporty types

DB: Well only time will tell about who shines this Friday? And talking about Cocktail, what seems to be wrong with him? He's just not performing?

Kill Kenny: He is my brother but then DB news has to be shared. He is under tremendous pressure as he needs his wife at the alley..Apparently the noise level at the bowling alley is just not good enough to motivate him.

DB: Hmmmm!!!! I guess all the DB's will have to vote on whether she should be allowed?

DB: In your opinion (since you are this weeks winner) Do you agree with the following: Finals should be held at Ajman Kempinski One round should be held at Thunderbowl /Al Nasr/ DCC -Magic Planet? Why?

Kill Kenny: The finals should most definitely be held at The Al Nasr Lesiureland....1.Neutral venue giving all the finalist an equal opportunity. and 2. what better way to celebrate the DB final with a beer or more beers. Afterall we are called THE DB's right

DB: What do you have to say to both 'Mocktail' and 'Cockburns' who have both pledged to 'Kick Your Sorry and Pompous Butt' this friday?

Kill Kenny: I would say to Cockburn...get those wife's panties ironed and wear them proudly....and to Mocktail, dont waste your money on new balls, take mine.!!

DB: Do you think the duel between 'COckburns and 'Mosambi' will go down in the history of DB as the most vile ever seen?

Kill Kenny:

Yes..I believe there will come a time when Cockburns will get violent with Mosambi. I have noticed his fuming face when he watches Mosambi do his...1...2....3....throw. He is walking on thin ice

DB: Final Question - If you happen to win this Friday (very doubtful), what effect would it have on the morale of the Indian Team in Australia?

Kill Kenny: Just like last week (when I won) the Indian team performed magnificiently....I think my coutry's hopes lie in my performance next week. I will win..come what may...and I hope my attitude inspires my cricket team and all Indians worldwide

DB:Ok, thats all for now folks, thanks for taking the time and all the best to all the DB's for this weeks bash

Kill Kenny:thank you DB AND watch me take it again.

DB: You wish!!!!!