DBWBB - Week 3 - 28.11.2003
(The Drunken Basta$#^s Weekly Bowling Bash)

DB's Believe it or Not!! - The unthinkable happened……Read on and get stunned.

T'was a nite that 'Cockburns' will forever cherish. The Gloves came off (the same ones that he wore at the camp to pick up pebbles) and he ripped out his wife's panties and put on his macho "Dawn" underwear(in a scene reminiscent from the Hindi blue ' Tere Ghagra Mein Dham Dhoom') and bowled his balls to Glory. Thrashing every DB in sight like a man possessed.

All the DB's could only watch in stunned amazement as the two least feared Bastards madly fought it out for the coveted trophy of the week. In the end sanity prevailed, 'Jack Daniels' pipped 'Mosambi' but there was no stopping 'Cockburns' from running away with the trophy.

The Results:
Well, what else can I say, the results speak for themselves. The figures (including 'Cockburns) don't lie. His winning margin was a decent 17 Pin falls over his nearest DB. The results are given below

Name	Game 1	Game 2	Game 3	Handicap	Total	Average
Aldrin	148	170	154		472	157
Hermes	138	129	143	0	410	137
Val	142	136	130	0	408	136
Troy	125	139	137	0	401	134
Jr.	114	136	146	0	396	132
Bibs	152	121	117	0	390	130
Kavit	144	111	135	3	390	130
Henson	144	111	125	0	380	127
Aldrin	86	128	124	13	380	117
Marlon	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lawrence	0	0	0	0	0	0
Troy	0	0	0	0	0	0

The rest of the DB's had to fight over minor placings. Surprisingly, the Dark Horse of the tournament is turning out to be 'Jack Daniels'. We all suspect that the pins fall down as soon as they see his imposing frame slamming down a 16 pounder down their throats. This time, 'Kill Kenny' managed a disappointing 5th, But Surprise, Surprise, last weeks champion could only manage a disastrous joint 3rd place. The 1st weeks champion just managed to pip Cocktail from getting the wooden spoon.

Most Improved DB: 'Cockburns' (Pinfall improved by 23% from 351 to 431).
The Hall of Shame : 'Cocktail'
Mr. Consistent: 'Cocktail'
Most Disappointing DB: 'Mocktail'

All the DB's agreed that 'Cockburns' will definitely be getting 'some' tonite. Another marriage saved another week gone by.