DBWBB
- Week 1 - 14.11.2003
(The Drunken Basta$#^s Weekly Bowling Bash)
Welcome
Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back all you Basta$#^s.
What
a second week of drunkedness at the Bowling Alley. Plenty of
upsets, some basta$#^s still upto their old tricks and yet some
managed to do what they do best - remain in the gutters. Heres
all the taja khabar with one more interesting column to this
week's report. Read On!!!
The
Results:
Points were to be proven this week, bit of 'My Di@$ is bigger
than Yours" was flying around the bowling alley. The tension
in the air was so thick that at one point 'Cocktail' & 'Cockburns'
claimed that they could actually see it. Poor Basta$#^s, how
could I tell him that their eyes were still glazed over from
their 'afternoon session'.
Well,
the results clearly indicated that the 'Bev Da' had a point
to prove (not the one about the Di@$) and soundly thrashed all
the other Basta$#^s. His winning margin was a massive 62 Pin
falls over his nearest DB. (Methinks it was because he arrived
at the Bowling Alley an hour earlier and practiced - Anyways
that's what MeThinks). The results are given below, which clearly
show his mastery over his balls.
