BevDa: Oh I've had that feeling before.

DB: Q2. Did you feel you were cheated the first time when you scored that amazing 216 and each one of those jealous DB's dismissed it?

BevDa:I realized I was up against the beginners, and tried my best not to score over 200 again, unfortunately it happened again last week.

DB: Q3. You came to the tournament boasting that you scored a 240 at Ajman Kempinski.....why did you lie? It severely affected the performance of Cockburns

BevDa:One has to do such things to get others worked up.

DB: Q4. What about the performance of 'Cocktail'...we all noticed that he was quite bruised up when he bowled this week? Do you think it had anything to do with some 'DISGRACEFUL' behaviour at home?

BevDa:He was not himself and made it very obvious.

DB: Q5. As of Week 2 your overall average was 143.83....Where do you see yourself progressing in the tournament.......and what about the other DB's?

BevDa:Ahead of the rest. Others have to try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try....................................................................

DB: Q6. What a fucking disgusting remark to make...CHUTE!!!....DOnt you see any DB as a serious challenge

BevDa:After last weeks' game, the others have improved and will get there eventually, as soem of them by now have crossed the levels of handicap for next week. Look if I keep kicking all your buts, you guys will eventually stop playing. SO for all you GANDUs, be my guest this coming week to get fucked.

DB: Q7. Any tips for the laggards (Gutter Rajas) on how to improve their game. Week I champion's tips seemed to have worked too well as he was dislodged.

BevDa:CONCENTRATE and dont look at the huge buts next your lane, they are extremely distractive and I have noticed couple of the lads finding it difficult to walk up. Most importantly....DONT LOOK AT MOSAMBI while he is at the aisle taking his position to throw the ball at the pins.

DB: Q8. It is rumoured that the DB bash has saved some marriages? Is that the case with yours??

BevDa:YES. I want to THANK the DB bash for it.

DB: Q9. What effect will the news of your astounding win have over the upcoming elections in BIHAR?

BevDa:Who the FUCK cares about the elections in BIHAR, I am more interested in the DB trophy.

DB: Q.10 Who do you think will be the DB to watch out for Week 3 (assuming that you had already cleared your mind about Week 3 results).

BevDa:MOSAMBI or maybe JD. Both have very different styles and are very unpredictable.

And tomorrow, the Live interview with COCKBURNS....You dont wanna miss that for the world.

Ciao

DB