Undead, yes, Unperson, no! The undead are alive and kicking, so to speak, in Ankh-Morpork, and make up a valuable part of the community. Did you wake up to find yourself in a coffin with a box of matches and a little note tacked to the top inviting you to join the Fresh Start club? Then chances are you're a zombie! Zombies are quite capable of doing anything the living can, and are quite strong. The main dissadvantages are the smell and the tendency for extremeties to drop off without any warning, so keep a sewing kit with you. Realising that they still have the rest if their deaths ahead of them, many people take a major career change once becoming undead.

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