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This, my friends, is DinoPerv.
If you watch Neighbours, you've probably noticed him, but weren't quite sure
why he was there, or what he was doing.
He's almost always pervin' actually, content to watch our lovebirds, Max and
Steph, makin' sweet love in the background, plotting and planning for the day
when he gets rid of Steph, and Max is all his, once again.
In his spare time, he loves nothing more than cooking, and planning sauces to
eat his various victims with, each a one off dish from the A'la Carte menu in
his head.
He pervs. He waits. He kills.
They told you Flick went off to America. That Lolly was taken from Lou by her
real Dad. They lied. But you might find their bones behind Max's sofa.
They told you Boyd's hair was no accident. Well, actually that's true, Boyd's
hair is wrong,
but you know who styles it every episode?
Yes, yes, that's right my friends...
Dino is the root of ALL evil.
But that's ok, because that's just how we like 'im...
UPDATES! (um, coming soon. We're slow, but we're efficient...!!)
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A short history:
Dino Perv is a hysterically wonderful wooden dinosaur skeleton in the
back of Max Hoyland's house in Ramsey Street, neatly situated in the window,
where he can stare at people (his chosen fetish) all day long. Thus named
because of said fetish, and his tendency to be in the background of A LOT of
Steph/Max scenes, where his homoerotic lust for Max bubbles inside of him.
If you haven't noticed him already, you can't have been looking properly -
he's always there, just sitting, and, in certain camera shots, looks like
he's either a) biting a member of the cast, b) sniffing their backside, or c)
looking dodgy.
Look out for him next time you get the chance, wontcha...?
"What's Dino up to?" became a game whilst watching Neighbours, and
a slight obsession, and we hope you like him too.
The skeleton belongs solely to the Neighbours props department.
"DinoPerv" © is the invention of Ruth and Louise's Great Enterprises™,
bringing the sunshine to your day...
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