We all know the pom's are the world champions at complaining but is it any wonder why when you look at their country, lifestyles, food, cars, tv shows, habbits, hygiene, genetics, weather and don't even get me started on their accents, it's ironic that they call themselves English but they can't even speak the language correctly themselves.
They also can't play soccer nor cricket for peanuts, they drive pathetic rusty old cars and ride unstable crowded double decker buses that are never ontime.....They have the worst hygiene of any nation I've ever visited, though this apparent lack of hygiene seems to mostly apply to the guys who feel SOAP is a swear word and BATHTIME is blasphemy!!!!!
The only good thing I have to say about England is ..... They have some of the worlds most gorgeous women, but as far as the men go...... ewwww they are so pasty and ugly it's no wonder the gorgeous English ladies migrate over here to Australia for the warm weather and hot tanned Aussie guys.
Pommie guys have pale skin, bad teeth and shocking haircuts,..... don't laugh but I think they all cut their own hair.
The British Royal Family has been subject of many rumours, from incest, to hidden retarded children, adultery, drugs, alcohol etc the list goes on, they are iconic too England and often splashed across the headlines, yet the Pommies seem to be immune to the humiliation royal antics usualy cultivate..
Poor old Charles had his phone calls aired to the world including one where he declared to Camilla he wanted to come back as her "Tampon"... ewwwwww thats so sick ..even for a member of the royal family ...........It is also apparently common knowledge Charles collects toilet seats from around the globe as a hobby.
The Poms may not care, but us Aussie's find the whole royal deal funny as hell.
Pommies have no real culture of their own so they are always trying to be Americans.
The younger generations in particular are always trying to be wanna be Gangsta Homeboys like they see on American TV.. ..The older generations all simply dress like" Dr Who" even 30 years after the show has ended.
Obesity is another major problem in the UK...Mcdonalds on every corner, fried this & fried that, wierd British foods, basted in oils and batter then laced with tomato sauce!
Yet no-one cares about the obesity or bad habbits, honestly they have shows like "FAT CLUB " ....A documentary show where the participants are obesely overweight and spend 6 months going back and forth to an American ex armed core officer who tells them not to have breakfast so they can feel real hunger, the participants then riot and like the true slobs they are go to Mcdonalds anyway ...not suprisingly 46% of all Pommie males are overweight .. thats basically half of the male population. ( www.annecollins.com/obesity/uk-obesity-statistics.html )
While we are talking about pom shows, how bad is their TV... I mean really I'd hardly call a show about watching passengers get on and off a plane entertainment... Or shows like Inspecter Morse & The Bill where the lead characters, draped in trenchcoats, wellingtons, and bad hats are left tramping around in mud and bad weather using the same dialogue and backdrops 50 different ways every show throughout the series, truely it's no wonder Aussie shows like "Home & Away" and "Neighbours" rate so highly in the UK.... So highly infact that these shows have to do yearly specials with segments and story lines filmed in the UK.
The English are definately amongst the worlds ugliest people... The English claim to celebrity fame includes : Micheal Caine, Rowen Aktinson, Boy George, Benny Hill, Ronny Barker, Tim Curry, Dick Emery, John Inman, Gordan Kaye, Jimmy Edwards, Bill Odie, Mick Jagger, Sid Viscious, Ozzie Osbourne & Jack Ozbourne..... Wow how sexy are all these guys ?? I bet the girls are drooling ......NOT............Then we have the pom musicians, if you can call them that, like the "Spicegirls" , half pommie "Kelly Osbourne" and the one and only poser himself ..."Robbie Williams" ..who are concidered prime UK talent while the rest of the world cringes in fear at the thought of a Tv special on the above mentioned.
The Weather in Pommie Land is terrible, It rains all the time.. it's dreary, grey, cold and muddy all year round bar about 10 days inwhich the sun pops up to burn all the poor sickly and pasty white english red raw.
Poms have no nice white sandy beaches, only pebble and rock encrusted cliffs and bays,
Pommies have no decent commodities to trade except cow meat that is no longer bought world wide due to mad cow disease.
Pommies have no indigenous animals of their own ... I think the animals migrated to warmer weather.
Pommies have no political balls of their own anymore because Tony Blaire has his head stuck so far up USA president Mr Goerge Bush's butt only muffled remarks can be heard when Bush decides open his cheeks to take a dump on yet another country inorder to move forward with USA plans for world domination..
Pommie trivia : according to a law passed is 1845 , committing suicide was capital offence that warranted public hanging if your attempts to kill yourself were not successful. duh! (..slaps forehead! )
Pommies apparently have one of the worst public education systems in the so called developed world, I remember reading a study online somewhere once that stated many children are actually finishing school in the UK and still unable to read, so I guess they will miss out on all the charm this site has to offer, so maybe they can look at the pretty picture links I've included.
English history is cold, brutal, savage, and is definately despised by more than one nation of the world.
Strangely enough this inhuman ignorrant and arrogant past behaviour is vehemently vindicated and proudly spoken about by pale faced pommies around a pint of their putrid, luke warm, bitter ale.
Yes you got it ..pommies drink their beer warmed......Why? cos its so damn cold outside you wouldnt want an ice cold beer either!!
So don't hate the English, don't get angry when they whine or slag off other nations, simply smile and realise how much better you have it and understand you'de be bitter, crabby, pale and sooky too if you lived in England.
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