NORMAL ENGLISH TO POMMIE ENGLISH TRANSLATOR
For all you people out there, who have absolutely no bloody idea what the hell pommies are on about half the time, here is an official list of terms transcribed into an easy to understand format!
| Normal English word / phrase | Stupid Pommie way of saying it |
| hello | Ello guvna, wots appenin ? |
| friend | geezer |
| enemy | geezer |
| stranger | geezer |
| Australian | bloomin convict |
| woman | bloomin slag |
| food | bangers n mash |
| chips | crinkly wrinklies |
| someone who complains | bloomin yanks |
| Australia | van demons land |
| drink | warm pint |
| soap | no thanks im allergic |
| crocodile hunter Steve Irwin | bloomin legend |
| a sick day | masturbation mondi |
| a sick rainy day | moist masturbation mondi |
| not a problem | whine whine whine bloomin whine |
| sausage | banger |
| someone who smells | pommie ponger |
| good | wicked |
| TV | picture box |
| barber | what the hell? |
| a joke | two poms had a bath |
| cooker / oven | pot belly |
| can of lager / beer | canned pint |
| small mouth | chooks bum |
| gynocologist | dad |
| football | soccer |
| toilet | loo / bog bin |
| stupid person | bloomin tosser |
| car | vroom vroom |
| a day when you don't whine | what the hell? |
| getting upset at something | chuck a wobbly |
| a tourist | clean tosser |
| kiss on the ear | knick knack on mah paddy wack |
| someone clean & educated | terrorist |
| a run in the park | mugging |
| an old man | victim |
| Inspector Morse | Studdly duddly |
| nice clothes | waterproof dackies |
| a fart | windy cindy |
| father christmas | social security |
| tooth brush | what the hell? |
| The Queen | freddie mercury |
| The King | cliffe richards |
| ugly,smelly person with an apron | mother |
