Pommies are so dishonest even their lies are not true.
Pommies don't brush their teeth because tooth decay is concidered attractive in the UK.
Pommies all have speech inpediments .... It's called: A Foot.
Pommies don't use toilet paper, instead they use and recycle old crumpets.
Pommies think headlice are a sign of social acceptance.
9/10 Pommie males have anal warts, its tradition to recieve them from a relative.
Pommies never let their education get in the way of their ignorance.
Most Pommies cant read or write, but they can drool and bite their own toenails.
Pommies inventions include: Waterproof Tea Bags, Emergency Eject Seats on Helicopters, Aluminum Flyscreens for Submarines & Ventilated Condoms.
England is the only country in the world where you legaly inseminate sheep personaly.
Pommies have a national holiday to celebrate the new season of "AIRPORT" on TV.
In England it's a crime punishable by death to get a suntan.
Pommies can eat 4 x's their own body weight of toenail clippings in a year.
Pommie geezers cut their own hair with hedge shears.
The English are paid with beer stamps, sausages and potatoes.
English women are sexy because brooms are used to beat the English ugly off them at birth.
Pommie males can do the work of 3 men : Larry, Curly & Moe.
Pommies love nature, even though it has been so cruel to them.
Pommies are the reason instinct taught some species to eat their own children.
The English are born in litters, and both parents must be siblings, its the law.
Picking your nose and eating it is accepted as one of the prime food groups in England.
In England the words "Ow Yoo Doen Luv?" ....means.... " Wanna Shagg slagg?"