phrases

# Hey horses eat it cows love it

# Smile today, lifes only going to get worse

# A wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn

# The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

# The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncomming train

# Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing

# Dont look back the lemmings are gaining on you

# If practice amkes perfect and nobody perfect, why practice

# A day without sunshine is like the night

# Preventing baldness is simple, just knot the hair from the inside

# Just because your paranoid doesnt mean they're not really after you

# On the other hand, you have different fingers

# I just got lost in thought - it was unfamilar territory

# You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be missquoted than used against you

# Honk if you enjoy peace and quiet

# Despite the cost of living have you noticed how popular it remains

# He who laughs last, thinks slowest

# I intend to live forever - so far so good

# If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends

# If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried